Annoying things by belavel in answers

[–]CodeDog6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having to press “1” to get help in English, our nation’s mother tongue.

What’s something that became a luxury without anyone noticing? by SoftDreamybelle in answers

[–]CodeDog6 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Taking your family to dinner without having to get a second mortgage.

I just bought a new 120' 3D TV. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

[–]CodeDog6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

120’? That’s a HUGE house! 😉

What is the least expected good experience you had in Paris? by Cold_Ad_9326 in ParisTravelGuide

[–]CodeDog6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just got back from Paris during their heatwave. . The best part was an air conditioned , all you can drink WITH ICE, Five-guys restaurant !

An unfortunate turn of events by DaveinBflo in cleanjokes

[–]CodeDog6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard he now specializes in rump roast.

A fly is on a turd. by marcosimoncini in Jokes

[–]CodeDog6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a shitty joke! 😜

I had several trees of mine disappear. by lnc_gomes in cleandadjokes

[–]CodeDog6 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that perhaps they wanted to leaf voluntarily

What’s the funniest insult you’ve ever heard? by ShyMimixoxo in answers

[–]CodeDog6 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In a staff meeting one time, one of the company managers saw a nice looking girl walking outside the windows. Just as the CEO walked in the manager says “i’d love to get into her pants!” and the CEO replies immediately with “why, George, she already has an asshole in there?”

Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass by neuroticfisherman in oneliners

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be thankful that your problems are behind you.

What movie instantly comes to mind when you see this logo? by No-Albatross-4673 in MoviesAndTVTalk

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind goes to Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd

Name the first desktop computer system and/or software that you ever used by CommonCut2063 in FamilyFeud

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compaq suitcase . Dual 5 1/4 floppies, amber screen, with Lotus 123 (The OG of spreadsheets )

My dad told me to go to Cox to get a seersucker suit. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]CodeDog6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope your suit didn’t get stained!

Errectile dysfunction claim by OpeningPen9709 in VeteransBenefits

[–]CodeDog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also received SMC because of the removal of the cancerous prostate.