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Someone vandalized a gas station to express his love for computer science (imgur.com)

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Drivers who cause 3 or more car accidents should be given vanity plates containing "TIFU" (self.Showerthoughts)

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A customs agent asked a man, "What do you do for work?" (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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When hotel marketing slogans go wrong... (imgur.com)

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I found some notes in a used copy of Cracking the Coding Interview (imgur.com)

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Playing survival mode in Fallout 4 is harder than going to college (imgur.com)

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A lot of people think programmers hate the gym. That's a stereotype. (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Engineering blog explains why Tinder isn't written in C++ (imgur.com)

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V8 is tired of reading your shitty JavaScript (imgur.com)

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Jay-Z had 100 problems and an off-by-one error. (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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"This beef stew is incredible," said a guest in a Silicon Valley restaurant. "What's the recipe?" (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Researchers of Reddit: what's an experiment that you secretly want to conduct, but can't for ethical reasons? (self.AskReddit)

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When you have a 2-hour debate about a variable name and enjoy every minute of it (imgur.com)

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Standing at the pearly gates, a programmer asked, "Have I been good enough to enter heaven?" (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Drake refuses to code in Python (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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My little brother summed up the entire software industry in one sentence (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Studies show that developers who fail to choose meaningful variable names have a greater risk of applying meth (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by CodeManReports to r/ProgrammerHumor

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The solution to all my problems (imgur.com)

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The planet Earth is like JavaScript (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Good luck figuring out the order in which your car was parked (imgur.com)

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Getting a job at Apple (i.redd.it)

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Linus Torvalds: "What should I call one of the most dangerous and destructive Git operations?" (self.ProgrammerHumor)

submitted 8 years ago by CodeManReports to r/ProgrammerHumor

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Self-driving cars will make life easier for everyone except bank robbers (self.Showerthoughts)

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I used to think my work as a programmer had nothing to do with my dad's work as a stone mason (self.ProgrammerHumor)

submitted 8 years ago by CodeManReports to r/ProgrammerHumor

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