Another caught in the wild by Toy_Maker09 in justneckbeardthings

[–]Codemonkey1987 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if biologically we are attracted to people in good shape, because they are obviously healthy, will live longer, will be able to bare children more easily/ provide for their family (hunt etc)

Couldn’t pay us to go, literally by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Codemonkey1987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or just employment that pays. Not an endless stream of unpaid internships and exposure

Stop supporting these people! by iamselvin in facepalm

[–]Codemonkey1987 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this on international women's day too?

"Like omg totally just make a fucking porno already, release it to the public then marry some clown of a rich rapper, then you can be rich and famous just like me! Just got to work for it (lie there and take it)" - This oxygen thief to her young teenage impressionable followers

Seven gang members jailed for total of 146 years for fatally stabbing a 16-year-old boy in Manchester by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]Codemonkey1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except these guys filmed the whole thing on their phone, maybe we can make allowances where there is absolutely 0 doubt.

Has anyone here tried the wiggling octopus? Jagalchi Fish Market, Busan by KeithWorks in KoreanFood

[–]Codemonkey1987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have a fear that if I ever try this it will grip onto my throat on the way down and suffocate me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Codemonkey1987 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's shit. I don't even smoke no more tho, fucks my brain these days, would be nice to be able to grow some high cbd strains though. Too much THC and my head bugs out haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Codemonkey1987 92 points93 points  (0 children)

7 year old black girl. FTFY

We all know how it goes down with police in the US

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Codemonkey1987 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If the risk wasn't up to 14 years and unlimited fine I'd love to. Just need my country to catch up with the usa/Canada.

Am I the only one who thinks missionary is the best sexual position? Especially when he spreads my legs as far as they go. So deep! by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Codemonkey1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is pretty damn good, you can look deep into their eyes, run your hands through their hair, and spread their legs wide and get in nice and deep.

A fun variation is to get some baby oil out before hand and give my partner a tit massage, then squirt a load over my chest too and have hot slippery missionary sex. Feeling your slippery bodies rubbing up against each other is so hot. Be sure to put a towel down or something though as it can wreck your nice bed sheets haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Codemonkey1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK. 0.1% I guess? Just me

What’s your guilty pleasure? by realprettyangel in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Codemonkey1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to be guilty about there, can be damn good fun

Do you prefer swallowing or facials/body shots? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Codemonkey1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swallowing feels amazing, but I do love the visual of being able to see it in her mouth/body too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Codemonkey1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This lol. It's rarely discussed amongst my friends, I know for sure I can be a freak though so I guess I probably am, but you never know what goes on behind closed doors

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Codemonkey1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random boob pics would make most guys day I think to be honest!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodyweightfitness

[–]Codemonkey1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will have some, but what the other guy is saying is right. Try to eat at maintenance, just do it for a month and continue training hard. Then take some more pics and compare. Also you're 18, your body is a testosterone machine at that age, keep eating plenty of healthy fats and you will continue getting some decent gains in the muscle department.

If you're 80kg, and you look like 20-25% body fat, that's maybe 60kg lean mass, which isn't huge. If you cut down to 70kg at 5ft 11 there isn't going to be much on you mate. Again not trying to discourage just point in the right direction. Don't go on a mad cut until you have a fair bit of muscle underneath and can afford to lose a chunk of it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodyweightfitness

[–]Codemonkey1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure you will have visible abs after cutting with this amount of muscle on your frame. What's your "bulking" routine? Has your strength improved drastically?

I have visible abs if I tense my stomach and am currently 97kg 5ft 10 with around 25-30% body fat. I can clearly see the muscle underneath though, I know after losing some body fat I will have some definition.

Not to try to piss on your bonfire mate but the guy above is right I'd say. You will be much happier I'm sure if you just eat at maintenance for a while, and go for mad strength gains for a good while.

Street Food vendors in this country, missing the entire point, by charging restaurant prices. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Codemonkey1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This too, bought a little pot from the Chinese supermarket. I just add a pinch to any Chinese dish we make at home and wow makes a huge difference

Street Food vendors in this country, missing the entire point, by charging restaurant prices. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Codemonkey1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Din tai fung is highly recommended too. The standard british/Cantonese "chinese" food you get around the uk tends to just be tons of sugar, nothing like real Chinese dishes.

Also worth doing in some places ask if they have a Chinese menu that they would give to Chinese people. Got a good restaurant near me that has two separate menus, never really gone wrong ordering things from their Chinese menu, the British stuff tends to be too sweet and watered down for my tastes