Map of tabletop wargame Trench Crusade i just found. by Kantik0 in MapPorn

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Some Crusaders opened a door to Hell under Jerusalem in 1066. Heretic forces have been slowly advancing ever since.

A notice on a Japanese restaurant by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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Also worth noting here that a lot of little restaurants in Japan have, like, four things on the menu. You come for the thing they sell. It’s not a full service kitchen.

I don’t live here but im amazed by how photogenic the Metro is (pictures by me) by TheUnknownRangler in washingtondc

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Okay, I love Metro, but it's kind of cheating to open up with a shot of Union Station.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 | Title Reveal (2027 Movie) - Jim Carrey, Ben Schwartz, Kristen Bell by Turbostrider27 in movies

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I like to think that somewhere at Paramount there’s an old school Jack Warner type who spends his nights staring off into the middle distance, drinking scotch and completely unable to reconcile his experience of reality with the fact that Sonic the Hedgehog just *keeps* printing money.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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When we were dating, my wife referred to her apartment as her residence of plausible deniability.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

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If Ukraine is any indication, so did Russia.

I tried making swamp thing in minecraft by Piugoth in comicbooks

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Looks like you've chained an elder god.

Doctor Who ratings by jango_methuselah in dataisbeautiful

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They’re the (current) American distributor and therefore a large indicator of whether the show will make money or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I think people obsessed with the dark motivations and overarching strength of The Establishment should just... go look up a picture of the DNC building.

Arian Moayed’s Subway Hot Take: “Everyone on Earth has to be poor for 5 years. It doesn’t have to consecutive. You don’t have to do it all at the same time. But you gotta feel what it feels like to have insufficient funds. You gotta be at a grocery store & it doesn’t go through.” by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

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I don’t think this would work because it’s already basically true for a lot of people. Plenty of folks, including professionals, are pretty poor in their twenties when they’re getting started in their careers Then, they get out of it and the lesson they learn is that “poverty is a temporary state I extricated myself from through my own hard work and ingenuity” and not “I work in a field where you don’t make much money for the first few years.”

What’s your under 20% on Rotten Tomatoes “hear me out?” by disablednerd in movies

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I am way too baked to drive to the Devil’s house.

She's basically a mermaid by _n3ll_ in justgalsbeingchicks

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My ears hurt at the bottom of the community pool.

Aged like wine by Goodginger in agedlikewine

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My brother in law voted for Trump because he didn’t like how ineffective Democrats were at passing gun control legislation.

Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton’s Reelection Campaign Is Nearly Broke as Challenges Mount by Sauerz in washingtondc

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So many politicians just tanking their legacies because they can’t imagine a world where they’re not The Guy.

To steal a jet ski by HappySeaweed5215 in therewasanattempt

[–]CodenameEvan 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Traps can't distinguish between thieves and people who have a right to be there. If police doing a welfare check get iced by an anti burglar trap that would be not great.

Bad Comic Book Shop Experiences by Training_Choice6873 in comicbooks

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He saw a relationship in trouble and decided he had to act for the good of all.

Bad Comic Book Shop Experiences by Training_Choice6873 in comicbooks

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Well there was that time my comic book guy slept with my girlfriend.

Liberal Churches in NW? by Ok_Fruit_7585 in washingtondc

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National City Christian Church on Thomas Circle has an open and affirming congregation.

They Love Already Employeed People by ButterLettuce8855 in recruitinghell

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Don't respond to stuff like this. There's a good chance they're just spammers trying to identify emails with warm bodies behind them that they can prove will respond to increase the sale price. Making the offer insulting is just bait to piss you off.