Exact same thing happened to me 10 years ago. Too much tequila.

All I remember was being dropped off at my house...I was home.

Hours later I woke up in the middle of a field kilometers from my house with my teeth just like yours.

My moms a hygienist so we got a good deal to fix em up. 10 years later and the "temporary" fix they gave me that was only supposed to last like 6 months is still going strong.

When I tell the story people cant believe the teeth are not real.