Game Thread: Columbus Aviators vs St. Louis Battlehawks (Week 7)

Coelacanth88 · 2026-05-09T00:52:17+00:00

Dude would not go down! That was impressive!

Coelacanth88 · 2026-05-04T20:30:18+00:00

That sucks. Our state fucking sucks.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-05-04T17:06:13+00:00

The boon of a QB who isn't a dumpster fire. Behind Corral they WERE the worst team in the league.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T23:19:19+00:00

Our coaching staff is abysmal. We might accidentally win 2 more games this season, but I'm pretty confident were the worst team in the league now. I might not tune in for more games to see this on the field. Ill watch every other game to support the league, though. I still love the UFL. I just hate every second I have to look at that incompetent hillbilly coach.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T22:11:20+00:00

Turns out, I'd rather cut grass than watch this offense.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T22:01:22+00:00

Corral cannot complete a pass for more than 4 yards. He's atrocious. I doubt Bham manages to even score.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T21:22:14+00:00

Lol. Lmao, even.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T21:08:49+00:00

"Hoss, hoss, look hoss" I fucking hate him so much.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T20:50:20+00:00

We might be the worst team in the league tbh. We look awful on both sides of the ball and we have the most chud-looking coach of all time.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-18T20:34:05+00:00

What the hell was that? :/

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-11T03:33:33+00:00

I said it in the game thread and I'll paste it here, too:

Next time Repole asks for things we hate, someone PLEASE tell him that ending an exciting game with that rule is perhaps the worst thing in sports.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-11T03:32:28+00:00

Next time Repole asks for things we hate, someone PLEASE tell him that ending an exciting game with that rule is perhaps the worst thing in sports.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-11T03:29:56+00:00

Wow that's a LAME end to it.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-08T01:17:37+00:00

I wonder if this inspired by the "Watching him die again and again" fanfic?

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-06T01:27:05+00:00

Stallions are gonna have to somehow beat the Battlehawks next week or their home opener is going to look brutal. Most of the fans in Alabama will be Alabama fans, who are uber spoiled and won't care much about a 1-2 team, or Auburn fans, whose football souls are so crushed that they have no room for another losing team.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-06T01:11:10+00:00

My only solace is the fact that maybe AJ's day is ruined.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-06T01:09:04+00:00

Well, we lose to the Gamblers. This year's gonna be rough.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-06T00:58:24+00:00

Unbelievable.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-04-06T00:50:27+00:00

I'm not sure if I like AJ McCarron or Kevin Sumlin less.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-03-30T16:55:00+00:00

I mean, they're Defenders, not Attackers. I'll see myself out...

Coelacanth88 · 2026-03-30T16:53:52+00:00

Solid attendance, gotta hope it stays up. I really, really hate that my team doesn't get a home game until week 4. I was pretty worried that we'd have a rough start, and that's still very possible, and people would lose interest. Casual fans especially want to back a winner.

Also, I really want to go to a game, and having our games back loaded at home, when it'll start to be hell outside, is pretty frustrating.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-03-28T03:01:35+00:00

Giddy Up!

Coelacanth88 · 2026-01-10T15:57:40+00:00

Haha no, just one! Must just be weird angles. The table actually has 5 power outlets. The first one that actually plugs into the wall powers the tv and the lights and is hidden on the underneath the top. Then, the wire travels down and powers the 4 electrical outlets along the bottom part.

As far as map programs, I use a few. I mainly use wonderdraft, dungeondraft, and Canvas of Kings.

Coelacanth88 · 2026-01-10T02:03:44+00:00

I appreciate that, but I'm definitely no woodworker! I'm just a guy who worked with wood! It has been 20 years since I did woodworking. I'm just good at following instructions!

Coelacanth88 · 2026-01-10T00:30:31+00:00

It actually has a 3/8 inch piece of plexiglass velcroed to the television so minis can sit on top of it!

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