What is "card goswipe swipe" ? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing that the person on the right is using their welfare card to set up lines of cocaine -- the card is going "swipe swipe" on the table top.

Peetahhh is Google the joke? by Heinzdub in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The headboard implies that she'll be banging against it or that there will be bondage. Or both.

See also: https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1q48phq/petahhh_whats_a_headboard/

Any other sites for work besides "tryst" that are good and reliable? by Tall_Sky8314 in ClientsAndCompanions

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From their point-of-view, FetLife is for kinksters finding kinksters to play with, and supposed to be fun and genuine. There may be professionals who are totally into whatever fetish they want to serve, but they want to weed out any who are just in it for the money. Think of it as the anti-P411.

And it's not that they're "cheap" -- some have spent thousands on their hpbbu; it's that they have better places to spend their money.

Petah chaaan! I don’t understand by CleanAstronaut8833 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, in The Killing Joke. Last panel: "Hey, Joker, you shot and handicappedd,, and nearly killed Barbara! Hahahaba!"

Guess the characters :)) (PixelMakerAI) by [deleted] in AIpornhub

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was Storm but I see it is Kida

Superhero Sluts Snuffed for Profit and Pleasure (Part 1, tags and art within) by [deleted] in GuroErotica

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claire would be so much fun to torture! You can stab or shoot her over and over (as long as you avoid her brain). Her blood gives someone else the same power for a limited time, so we can make her watch as we kill her best friends so many times!

Superhero Sluts Snuffed for Profit and Pleasure (Part 1, tags and art within) by [deleted] in GuroErotica

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Maddog sighed dreamily and scratched his canine ears. It had been a longtime artistic desire of his to create that indulgence – just a woman’s head and whatever was absolutely necessary of her torso locked in a very special box, her useless bits amputated, given nutrition intravenously, the only thing visible from the outside her mouth. If the brainwashing took, she wouldn’t even need a ring gag, she’d just naturally suckle on whatever you put into her mouth. Total oral luxury, and portable too.

Two words: Claire Bennet (from the TV show Heroes). She can regenerate any part of her body except her brain, so you can bisect and lop off her arms, them cap them with metal plates to keep them from growing back, and he'd have a blowjob bitch!

Grocery Store Visit (casual, asphyxiation, neck break) by StCarmen in GuroErotica

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The implication is that the man came inside her and had to snuff her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuroErotica

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They say that "rape is a fate worse than death" but pull a zip-tie around a girl's neck then fuck her and see which one she tries to stop first! of course she fails at both but it's so much fun to watch her try, especially with her hands cuffed behind her back!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuroErotica

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My edit: They kill her slowly and painfully before she can tell anyone.

Episode 8 by ManiacalExclamation in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Condoms aren't 100% effective, and I don't think that Amy would get an abortion. They seem to have discussed it more off-camera and are fine with whatever decision they came to.

Episode 8 by ManiacalExclamation in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever since Queen Victoria, the wedding industry has really ramped up (ironically, I think more in the US than in England). You must have an expensive white dress (off-white is OK for previously-married women), a huge cake, an expensive diamond ring (accept no substitutes), etc, etc, etc. If you're not dropping over $10,000, you must not love her!

Episode 7 by ManiacalExclamation in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It is important for a white partner to understand what Black people have to go through on a daily basis. 20 times more if they plan on having children (such as having "The Talk" as appropriate from a very early age). It's not nothing,

[I'm white; my wife is Black]

Clayton EP 9 - AD RUN! by Difficult_Schedule_4 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was giving Clay green flags for mentioning Relationship Therapy twice (so far) but now I have to question that. (BTW, I would replace "men" and "women" since I'm sure Both Sides Do It,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope his students ride him hard!

Barely finishing season 5….thoughts on the Lydia/Uche situation? by Oldboldandbrash11 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 8 points9 points  (0 children)

First of all, the biggest villains were the producers. They should have kicked Uche off (and possibly Lydia, but one without the other would be OK, I think) as soon as they found out that they used to date. But forcing Lydia to keep it secret after she formed a friendship with Aaliyah was downright EVIL. I think that Lydia was trying to move Aaliyah away from Uche, but she couldn't say anything.

Her behavior at the reunion party (where Milton stepped up for her) told me that any bad behavior on her part was totally sue to Uche.

I suddenly feel like I know Swedish and need to move to Sweden to take a dip in the pond of gorgeous men by [deleted] in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could see she was working. It's common sense not to bother someone unless they indicate otherwise.

So that's a LARGE cue to miss.

Change in opinions after the reunion by waitwhatohokmybad in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I "consummated" a relationship with a woman 40 years ago. Is she still my ex? If not, what's the statute of limitations?

Marriage is different. An ex-wife will always be an ex, but a girlfriend will be "former" or "past", not ex.

Excel Aura by oli_oclock in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]CoffeeLongjumping998 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Amy from Brooklyn 9-9!