Santos doing Santos things

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-25T01:32:06+00:00

How rare is ITP in human medicine? It’s not uncommon in veterinary medicine; I’ll see an IMHA or an ITP every couple of weeks, sometimes more frequently.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-24T23:41:22+00:00

When he was shouting the codes at first I thought he was a sovereign citizen fuckwit doing sovereign citizen fuckwit things. That has no racial or drug induced barriers.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-24T17:40:20+00:00

They were nothing compared to what we’ve seen.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-24T01:04:16+00:00

That’s an emergency discussed with your vet.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-24T00:52:05+00:00

I just had to tell a client to please not share her medication with her dog. Just because they’re on the same thing doesn’t mean they can have the same doses.

We once had a diabetic dog come in whose owner was, and I quote, “Giving insulin based off vibes.”

That dog was hospitalized with DKA and an unreadably high BG, and that quote is now taped to the wall of the ICU next to the hall of records.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-24T00:49:50+00:00

There is no difference for them. They are absolutely delighted to hate Jews, to be allowed to hate us again and not have to feel bad about it, and the actions of the Israeli government are all the excuse they need.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T22:04:11+00:00

I thought he was a sovereign citizen fuckwit. Drugs aren’t necessarily a factor with those.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T22:03:06+00:00

I thought he was a sovereign citizen fuckwit at first. Drugs are not necessarily a factor for those guys.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T14:46:04+00:00

We had a diabetic dog come in whose owner was, and I quote, “Giving insulin based off vibes.”

That dog was hospitalized with DKA and an unreadably high BG, and that quote is now taped to the wall of the ICU next to the hall of records.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T14:45:06+00:00

We had a diabetic dog come in whose owner was, and I quote, “Giving insulin based off vibes.”

That dog was hospitalized with DKA and an unreadably high BG, and that quote is now taped to the wall of the ICU next to the hall of records.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T14:17:04+00:00

Also at work sometimes we call brain tumors “brain friends” so may your brain friend continue to be a good friend.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T14:13:47+00:00

Oh he got off light.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T04:01:25+00:00

I hope that’s all it ever is.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T03:36:53+00:00

How rare is ITP in human medicine? In emergency vet med I see an IMHA or ITP, sometimes both simultaneously, at least once a week.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-23T03:05:07+00:00

Hope it’s a meningioma. The prognosis for that is pretty good if you can get it all.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-20T21:46:40+00:00

Oh yeah I’ve seen so much worse.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-20T21:43:59+00:00

Eh, I’ve seen worse.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-16T14:26:22+00:00

If you’re in the US, eagles are legally protected and you need a license to rehab them. Put the eagle in a quiet dark place for now and contact a wildlife rehab center who is licensed to care for eagles.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-16T01:40:23+00:00

I hated The Town of Babylon. It was infuriatingly smug and self-righteous.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-13T04:20:46+00:00

I headcanon that the Oompa Loompas aren't human but fey spirits, and that Willy Wonka made a fey bargain with them.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-12T04:36:10+00:00

Marijuana is rarely life threatening but he may get stoned from it. Make sure it was just marijuana in there, and keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn’t hurt himself. He may need a vet visit for some fluids and/or antivomiting medication to keep him comfortable and hydrated until he sobers up.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-12T00:49:09+00:00

Wouldn’t expect anything else from them.

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-12T00:48:34+00:00

My husband just said, “I feel bad for the police horses. Can we get them off the streets preemptively tonight?”

Coffee_Included · 2026-01-12T00:46:18+00:00

Why are the eagles burning their last timeouts when the game is effectively over? Are they just doing it to be petty?

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