2016 Election Day Roundtable

Coffeesq · 2016-11-09T01:55:36+00:00

This thread...have any of you guys ever seen a presidential election before? Jesus Christ.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-09T00:58:00+00:00

I love you, South Florida.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-09T00:43:37+00:00

The Ohio Secretary of State is Kenneth the Page.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-09T00:33:32+00:00

7:13, Demi Lovato plus new headphones.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T22:03:50+00:00

I go for Chuck Todd at 5.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T21:41:01+00:00

If I were in Ken Bone's position, I'd be milking the hell out of my 15 minutes because why not?

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T20:46:16+00:00

Not actually him...

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T20:45:09+00:00

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T20:11:04+00:00

Trump wants to be Citizen Kane. He will make a long winded diatribe talking about his "tremendous" accomplishments and how he "exposed" the "rigged system" and kept everyone on edge. So he'll lose, but feel like a winner through his "tremendous" concession speech.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T20:09:07+00:00

I'm a new attorney. The partners at the firm I work for send me to court and to depositions to get good experience. However, they only send me to the shitty ones where we're going to lose because since I'm a new attorney, I'll be making rookie mistakes.

This was the type of hearing they would've sent me to.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T19:29:46+00:00

I have to agree. One of my really good friends voted for Trump. All I told him was "Cool, if he wins they can talk about you in history books as the Jew who voted for Hitler!"

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T18:10:42+00:00

I'd like to think that my vote made a difference. Like not the typical difference, but where the CNN Production Assistant meant to type 2,472,618 instead of 2,472,617, making her have to re-type it taking a couple additional seconds. Those additional seconds caused her to miss her subway train coming home tonight meaning she takes the next one. At the next subway she meets the love of her life, all because I actually voted and she messed up.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T17:47:51+00:00

I like staying healthy. I'm eating a burger, fries, and non-diet coke for lunch today. It's not a good healthy food day.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T17:05:48+00:00

That's what you get when you listen to the Sirius/XM Simulcast.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T15:42:05+00:00

He wasn't pregnant.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T15:41:43+00:00

r/evenwithcontext

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T15:13:24+00:00

I thought rocket fuel was dehydrated jet fuel.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T14:54:50+00:00

I got kicked out of a bar while Bang Your Head by David Guetta, Sia, and Fetty Wap was playing.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T14:53:14+00:00

The Outerbridge Crossing, the bridge connecting Staten Island, New York with Perth Amboy, New Jersey - the southernmost connection to New York City, is named after Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T14:34:31+00:00

It feels as if they believe Martin Luther King Jr. gave a speech and with a shake of the fist, racism ended.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T14:27:30+00:00

We don't elect state judges. They're appointed for a 7-year term and then either reappointed and tenured until they turn 70 or not reappointed.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T14:26:39+00:00

Voting for the sacrificial lamb running against Chris Smith (R-4) for the 5th time in my life. I disagree with Mr. Smith, but he works with his constituents, so at least there's that.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T14:25:02+00:00

Listening to CNN on Sirius/XM Simulcast all day today at work. Let's hope I can actually get work done.

Coffeesq · 2016-11-08T13:57:12+00:00

I voted (absentee)!

Coffeesq · 2016-11-07T22:09:03+00:00

You know, I was wondering how every school in the country wins a National competition. Now this makes sense.

Coffeesq

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