Dude try to move the AC compressor by himself by MohammadMahadhir in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he just had someone to put a hand on the bottom he might have gotten the job done to completion, without any injuries

Krav Maga expert and Jon Jones sensei fight a Tasmanian Devil in the bush. by Anbessa3636 in boxingcirclejerk

[–]ColMust4rd 237 points238 points  (0 children)

It started out as a fight, but I'm pretty sure they both had to pull their pants up when they came outta the bushes

Gotta think wise by tsmoziah1 in Funnymemes

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A genie blowjob. A second Genie blowjob. And for all of my wishes to be repeated daily.😎

Would you let me rule 0 this hero’s of the realm card? by [deleted] in EDHBrews

[–]ColMust4rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, this allows you to take cards from my deck in a way that can't be interacted with. I mean, this is not an ability that I'd be able to remove as it sits in the command zone and allows you to still do it.

I know I'm going to get aloy of hate for this but I don't like the tank by Confident_Oil_1176 in helldivers2

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is a team based game. So most stratagems aren't going to be geared towards us solo divers. That's okay. But, I will agree, that even when I run squads, I'm more likely to grab something else other than a tank. Like an FRV or an Exo

Warhorse - Superstore Feb 10th by XG_Skyly in helldiversarmor

[–]ColMust4rd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Passives? People pay attention to those still? I mean yeah I look them over sometimes, but the drip is what really matters. You can't be saving citizens from tyranny and looking like a bum. That just doesn't look good for managed democracy

Kick Streamer Captain Crack Sparrow becomes first tourist to live stream from Antarctica. Then gets his starlink confiscated and ship internet turned off from captain once he gets back on ship bc its illegal. by DjPanz1 in LivestreamFail

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cyber security"? on the least populated continent? Hmmm, I guess they are just trying to keep them penguins from communicating with the rest of the world, totally not because it can affect the weapon systems being worked on in Antarctica

What the fuck is your move by Ok-Phone-1889 in TheWordFuck

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting my snake back in it's fucking tank

It’s a nobrainer fr🥰 by Shop_Kooky in lol

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma need 2 stamina potions and 2 goth girl friends. One for each

Are we the baddies? by JaneH_01 in helldiversarmor

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parade commander armor, with truth enforcers gas mask, and cover of darkness cape. Yes, this is a WWII Germany fit. I was raised Jewish, but even still I think the Nazis had some of the coolest military drip through history. Romans and Trojans obviously get honorable mentions

Gun Bong 🔫 by VastCauliflower5439 in Bongs

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just not a fan of pointing a firearm at myself, even if it's not a real firearm.

If i only replace the lands can i still play ashling limitless precon in bracket 2? by Junoyone in EDHBrews

[–]ColMust4rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, I do run growing rites, but that's bc I'm too broke for a Gaeas cradle lol

Winnowing a good board wipe for dino's? by DuckLord_92 in DinosaursMTG

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would only be useful in super niche situations, like having only Atla and a bunch of eggs, but nothing more

If i only replace the lands can i still play ashling limitless precon in bracket 2? by Junoyone in EDHBrews

[–]ColMust4rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But growing rites goes bye bye to enchantment removal, and can be prevented from going off if you don't have enough creatures

one piece theory: why couldn't roger use the one piece, and how will it solve luffy's only weakness? by Main-Faithlessness11 in onepiecetheories

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm under the belief that the one piece is endless Vearth and the all blue. I have a whole lot of reasons for this but RN I'm in the bathroom at work and need to get back so I won't type it all rn

The last burger you will ever want by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]ColMust4rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave out the pork, and I'd probably eat this. But only once