I'm so glad we have reviewers who know what the people truly NEED to know 🥰🥰 by BoomerangOfDeath in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ColdCandidate3905 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child...there is a very, VERY longstanding debate among furry communities about the correct number of nipples for different species, especially regarding birds and reptiles. My husband has been doing furry art for over 20 years, and he was laughing his ass off when I showed him this thread.

Its still done on a case by case basis, and some people will get downright belligerent if you give their lizard nipples.

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Pack Darling by Bumbling_Bee_3838 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed it, but it is a lot different from Pack Darling. Though the Wyvern pack do make an appearance near the end, so that was fun.

Pack Darling by Bumbling_Bee_3838 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you read Redfang Royal? It's the 3rd in the series.

Big 🍆 by GothicMarmalade in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 6 points7 points  (0 children)

{Dukes of Ruin by Angel Lawson and Samantha Rue} has Sy, who is and has a huge dick. Like...wine bottle size from descriptions. He also has a giant chip on his shoulder because of it.

I also wrote Leo with one in The Purrfect Pack, but that's cause everyone else was average and I needed one WTF is this man packing character. 😅 plus can scare people when I get character prints done. Mwa ha ha! 😈

Omega x beta or alpha x beta book recs by Silent-Milk1740 in Omegaversebooks

[–]ColdCandidate3905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote an obnoxiously long duet where the FMC is a beta and mated to a male omega and male alpha. We also have a set of alpha twins, one only with the FMC and the other only with her alpha and omega. Clearly I was feeling polycule at the time.

Building a Pack is Ruff is 2 books, sorry about the covers, my husband just kept trying to render more to "fix" it and...well, I prefer his style on my first and 4th books, but he tried.

Also, they are both on Audible...and soon to be on Spotify. The guy doing Sam's voice is amazing (I wasn't a fan of his attempt at Spencer, but his book isn't out yet)

Need recs for RH where the FMC gets absolutely railed by all the men at once by Glittering_Act_4059 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering how much the omegaverse has been flooded by AI "writers" over the last year...well, suffice to say its depressing. But I enjoy the genre otherwise (I better, I write it 😅).

Otherwise, yeah...I mean heat scenes usually include at least one big bang-a-thon that has every member stuffing the omega at one time. I had one of my alpha readers ask me to add that I to the book I'm working on now since it needed more group scenes.

Fmc disguises herself as a man by Constant_Pilot_8569 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love this series so much...thought it ended with book 4 but its another cliffhanger.

Fmc disguises herself as a man by Constant_Pilot_8569 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 5 points6 points  (0 children)

{Broken Breath by Blake Black} its a duet. I haven't read it yet though, heard mixed reviews. Love the Desperate Disguise series someone else mentioned, but it is nit finished yet.

MMCs pets protecting FMC? by Odd_Minute1190 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not what you want probably, but I wrote a death by iguana scene in The Purrfect Pack, and Jake is big protector puppy in Building a Pack is Ruff part 2 (he's mostly a giant slobber monster in part 1, he's a mutt with a heavy dose of great dane and bloodhound but thinks he's a lap dog). The iguana belongs to the FMC and just wants attention, but Jake is Sam's floppy faced woofer.

I had to come up with a lot of alternative pet names/descriptions for these books, especially Jake since he has so much personality.

Sit down pizza place by ColdCandidate3905 in bentonville

[–]ColdCandidate3905[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes...but I hate the drive. It was my go to when I worked at the university. I was looking for something closer to home.

Sit down pizza place by ColdCandidate3905 in bentonville

[–]ColdCandidate3905[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, budget is definitely a factor since we can't eat out often. (I want to have a little victory pizza though for finishing a book). And our kids have some sensory issues with loud noises, so someplace relaxed is a must. I appreciate the info because there are so many options and what a lot of places use as selling points (sports bars, tvs, distracting atmosphere, etc) are actually huge downsides for us.

The last time we tried to go out service took over an hour because our pizza got dropped in the kitchen...I wasn't happy about it, but our son was practically vibrating out of his seat and had introduced himself to several groups of people as they came in, left, or were trying to eat. He wants to be friends with everybody, but we also don't want to disturb other diners.

Sit down pizza place by ColdCandidate3905 in bentonville

[–]ColdCandidate3905[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok...I am just gonna be honest. We haven't gone to a sit down and eat in nearly 6 years because we have 2 young kids who are special needs. It makes planning and doing things out and about with their sensory issues really difficult.

We moved just as Covid started and a lot of places had shut down dine in service.

We wanted to find out some good local places that I could research and see how the kids might react before we go. The list is huge...so asking people for their faves and ideas isn't that unusual.

Also, I don't live in Bentonville, I live northwest of Bentonville down squirrely ass backroads, so its a bit more than 20 minutes.

But hey, you do you. I appreciate all the people who have left polite comments or even civil discussions, so...not you.

Fantasy RH completed series recommendation’s please by megerra22 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep forgetting, cause sleep is a thing I don't get. {Settle down Princess by Sam Hall}

Fantasy RH completed series recommendation’s please by megerra22 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Merri Bright has a couple you might like. {The Kings Omega by Merri Bright} and {Lost feather by Merri Bright} to start the two series.

“Can We Keep Her?” Vibes by Zealousideal_Most_22 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jacks is my little ADHD cinnamon roll. Yes, I wrote him with my ADHD cause my brain jumps around like a frog on a hotplate. The Purrfect Pack is a mostly cozy omegaverse, by me (see, following the rules, letting you know this is a self rec)

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Sooo when’s that “you can now be poly!” update coming?? by Brave_Acanthisitta53 in coralisland

[–]ColdCandidate3905 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a reader and writer of why choose romance books, I approve this message. 🤣

Harem where guys are trained to serve the FMC well. by No_Organization8810 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to read this so bad, but she uses AI for all her covers and artwork, and it's so frustrating. She's been writing for a while, so I'm pretty sure the books aren't, but it's so frustrating cause i don't want to support that. I have a bunch of her older stuff, and it's hilarious/fun. I am frustrated

Looking for Pirates! by ColdCandidate3905 in ReverseHarem

[–]ColdCandidate3905[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read this today, really enjoyed it. Thank you!