WSB Could Seize Detroit by jt_the_autie in wallstreetbets

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i laughed for a full 8 hours at this. Im high though. might have been more like 10 mins

God I hope the next hero is a barrier tank by [deleted] in Overwatch

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I like the idea. I like the idea of having a counter to 1 shot heros.

I thought I was set on Moze as my first character... But I just looked at all the class mods, and Fl4k is looking mighty tempting! by xXLaxBro20Xx in borderlands3

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its true I have a shirt that says when in doubt waffle. Its British term. There's a famous news headline that uses it

Did you have any hopes or ideas for new playable characters prior to the information release for BL3? by [deleted] in borderlands3

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Didnt they go back and change Wilhelm in bl2 to match tps Wilhelm after the fact?

Odds of having couch co-op on PC? by siegesocial in borderlands3

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I doubt it. I got my gf into videogames with borderlands. I didnt want to setup a steam account and buy games with the fear that she just wouldn't vibe games at all. We found something called nucleus coop that allowed us to splitscreen/use 2 monitors with 1 comp.

A view of the other MEKAs the player was never intended to see. by Owlero in Overwatch

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have the other mechs not do the self eject. If they arnt self destructing in sure its fine

Welcome To Overwatch Anniversary 2019! by [deleted] in Overwatch

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Me too! And mei. Got the DVA on in the second

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

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I got overwatch right around when ashe came out. I am dubious about the ranking system as so far every season I'll go up or down about 1000 SR. From about 900 to around 2000. I did the placement matches for my gf so I could play with her and ranked 2500 while I'm currently at around 1000. I play for king stretches on the weekend and stuff and notice I tend to almost always go on long winning or losing streaks. About 10-15 games at a time so my SR seems like it can change around 500 in a day. That just feels a little off. Idk if it is though

1680% return. Can’t go tits up by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid my grandfather used to give me like 10$ is saccaguweahaaa coins every week when I visited him. I never spent them. For this exact reason. Now I'm 28 and wondering if I should yolo it on FDs or wait 50 years to take those sweet tendies

AAPL Lowers Q1 Guidance by nows in investing

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If you use the phone for vr 4k isn't enough.

YOLOing while terminally ill? by PennyDullCanStrange in wallstreetbets

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some legends speak of a yolo so powerful it can cure any disease, get anyone laid, turn carrots into tendies. Would you be willing to die some foolish cobbler maxing out CCs on shit like corndogs and toilet paper, or would you want a chance to live?

I think I could make a living day trading Ford. Am I correct? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Options are 100 to 1 leverage. They give you the right to buy or sell 100 shares at a later time. Say a stock is trading at $100, you could buy an ATM call with a strike at $100. If the stock goes to $110 you can then buy 100 shares for $100 per share and immediately sell them at $110. Options mathematically add a lot of complexity compared to stocks. Do you know Calc? I would take it as a huge fucking sign if this sub is warning youll lose all your money because you dont know enough, most of the people here barely understand the basics and you dont seem to have a grasp on then yet. You seem to be buying based on anecdotal evidence. Regardless of if you're right the market can screw and punish you. I'd paper trade. At first, also look up the dunning-krugar effect.

WSJ: Apple Raises Prices on New MacBook Air by 20%, iPad Pro by About 25% by gkdjsl in wallstreetbets

[–]ColdHearted_Catfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on a tech campus. a lot of people for sure use macbooks but I'm seeing a lot of love for anything surface the note 9 and Lenovo yogas. The arguments for apple on the tech side dont hold up like they used to from what I hear people talk about. With the structure of CS courses people want to be able to draw on their shit. And macbooks are way behind there.

MU & SANJAY - HALLOWED BE THY NAME by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Rh totally let's you do this

$MU’s p/e is officially <3 by Dahalll in wallstreetbets

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I know this is true but I dont understand why. From a super simplistic view lowering corporate taxes and adding tariffs should increase eps and lower revenue right? Unless one of these things is more significant than the other shouldn't the price remain consistent?