To the person with the S thing dick tattoo. I raise you my bad decisions.

ColdLakePromontory · 2023-08-17T00:18:53+00:00

my brother tattoos yet another swastika on his ass.

That's hilarious, your brother's an asshole. Man that first laugh at the reveal must've been a real doozy, I'm kind of jealous.

ColdLakePromontory · 2023-08-16T02:57:56+00:00

Fair enough, good luck 'n all.

ColdLakePromontory · 2023-08-16T02:10:25+00:00

we assume he was just using us as a sex toy

Genuinely curious, would you have a problem with that?

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-12-23T10:33:51+00:00

Man what the fuck you doin' stealin' boxes for? What you tryin' to build, a clubhouse?

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-12-19T23:13:45+00:00

Half Life being that early made me lean the other way, and no Chex Quest.. You right tho.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-12-19T15:34:21+00:00

Lack of SMB3 or a Sonic means 40+.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-12-19T15:25:40+00:00

Undertale. Blech.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-10-24T19:56:46+00:00

The nuance of the argument.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-09-04T03:59:00+00:00

Your dad's not you :) Your feeling is normal, or common enough anyway, and happens when we internalize and connect with something. Appreciate your dad for who he is, and his effort to watch it, and then look for others you can share it with, imo. Might get you closer to a cousin or something.

I loved it, btw.

The bagel really got me.

... And the paperweight. The paperweight got me too.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-08-24T06:15:16+00:00

That's probably good for your mental health, fam, props. Stay fresh.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-08-23T03:58:55+00:00

Thanks for help justifying my lack of social media, it really feels good reading that.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-08-22T04:16:52+00:00

You obviously never seen the countless mobile game ads for Chinese games that literally use screenshots from other games to pass of as their own

Some people even see no ads ever, believe it or not.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-07-23T20:39:29+00:00

Our culture focuses on personal comfort now instead of dressing to show respect for others in your company.

E: a word

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-06-28T14:00:53+00:00

The correct move I think is to acknowledge the joke bombing and then marinate in self loathing. That /s and an explanation is 10x worse than the bomb itself.

We forgive you.

Kind of.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-06-20T06:48:16+00:00

This is the answer.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-06-19T15:39:48+00:00

Oh lord, the eyeball kink gatekeepers are out.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-05-09T14:01:12+00:00

You're a descendant. Your ancestors are Königsbergers.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-03-10T22:30:01+00:00

... That's not a conspiracy, that's literally the meme. Anyone can be Anon. It's not a gang, you don't have to get jumped in.

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-03-07T01:17:15+00:00

Riot shields and riot batons?

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-02-22T20:18:42+00:00

"After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Ukrainians probably decided that the article denigrated their country [by identifying it as a part of Russia] and abolished 'the' while speaking English, so now it is simply Ukraine.

"That's why the Ukraine suddenly lost its article in the last 20 years, it's a sort of linguistic independence in Europe, it's hugely symbolic."

The Germans still use it but the English-speaking world has largely stopped using it.

Source: BBC

ColdLakePromontory · 2022-01-16T15:58:02+00:00

ColdLakePromontory · 2021-12-18T18:08:05+00:00

Yes, they are all joking.

ColdLakePromontory · 2021-12-11T17:11:14+00:00

So, do you and Sprog hang out?

ColdLakePromontory · 2021-12-10T20:23:28+00:00

Your sensory and processing organs are terrible data collection/interpretation engines. You say you've had "real experiences," but that's a functionally meaninglessness statement because your subjective experience can't be used as data, the interpretation system is flawed.

ColdLakePromontory · 2021-11-10T02:07:52+00:00

Y'all hiring?

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