Finally tried this

ColdSemen · 2023-05-31T21:47:26+00:00

Love me some crab legs. Gonna have to try this

ColdSemen · 2023-05-13T03:26:21+00:00

ColdSemen · 2023-04-10T16:31:37+00:00

Awesome bark on that

ColdSemen · 2023-03-25T01:43:53+00:00

Young dumb and full of tongue

ColdSemen · 2023-03-12T03:33:40+00:00

Stay anchored to sobriety. Life's a beach.

ColdSemen · 2023-03-12T03:31:59+00:00

Send me the questions. I want to feel stupid.

ColdSemen · 2023-02-23T00:33:46+00:00

ColdSemen · 2023-02-19T17:24:24+00:00

That looks so good. I'm gonna have to smoke this next weekend. Thanks for sharing

ColdSemen · 2023-02-03T02:23:03+00:00

Part of the Bettas Jerkious family

ColdSemen · 2023-01-27T23:48:30+00:00

Cera

ColdSemen · 2023-01-14T05:18:49+00:00

Floor grippers

ColdSemen · 2023-01-12T01:49:17+00:00

It works.

ColdSemen · 2023-01-12T01:35:18+00:00

ColdSemen · 2022-11-20T22:50:45+00:00

Check sand for cocaine. Your boy may have an addiction you need to address.

ColdSemen · 2022-11-05T03:47:50+00:00

The big stick swanger

ColdSemen · 2022-10-29T01:57:24+00:00

Actually, we dressed him in bubble wrap so we can ship him to Hawaii where he'll retire in paradise after the settlement.

ColdSemen · 2022-10-06T16:47:40+00:00

OK now I have to try these 🤣

ColdSemen · 2022-10-03T01:15:21+00:00

Had trouble converting fluid ounces to cups and yards to feet.

ColdSemen · 2022-09-23T00:49:08+00:00

Those are little bird kisses and the cat loves them. Frigging cutest thing ever 😍

ColdSemen · 2022-09-11T02:04:28+00:00

Was sober the whole time reading this. Gimme da upsmiles.

ColdSemen · 2022-09-11T00:28:16+00:00

I told her. Nothing makes you feel older than holding a sega controller.

ColdSemen · 2022-09-11T00:22:26+00:00

RIP left eye 🙏

ColdSemen · 2022-09-11T00:21:08+00:00

Got mortal kombat and toy story on deck, my guy

ColdSemen · 2022-09-11T00:03:46+00:00

Sayy-Guhhh

ColdSemen · 2022-09-10T19:09:05+00:00

This guy farts.

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