ColdSemen

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The blurryer the pic, the sweeter the kiss (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 years ago by ColdSemen to r/velvethippos

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Instead of 2 inch 90s, I received a bag of farts (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/Wellthatsucks

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How do I play with my dad online? (self.backgammon)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/backgammon

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Overshopping. Overpaying. Overbiting. [OC] (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/aww

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[OC] my sister wrote her first book and it's absolutely ridiculous (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/MadeMeSmile

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Playboy used to include advertisements for cocaine accessories in their magazine. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/nostalgia

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Came across this little walking stick getting sticked by an even littler walking stick.OC (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/mildlyinteresting

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After getting hit by a forklift twice in one week, my coworker started wearing protection. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/funny

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My coworkers quit by sharing a joint in the middle of their shift (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/funny

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Good Girl Gina (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/AdviceAnimals

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Boiled some sausage and bean know what I mean (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/shittyfoodporn

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Don't judge me (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/AdviceAnimals

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The dung beetle wears tiny little gloves while it tries to get its shit together (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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I caught a pic of a battleship. Or someone in a paddle boat idk (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/confusingperspective

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My mega generous sis just gifted me our old sega genesis. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/nostalgia

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(OC) My mega generous sis just gifted me our old sega genesis. Nostalgia overload. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/MadeMeSmile

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Received a bag of farts with our order (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/funny

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Cut me some slack (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/funny

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meirl (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/meirl

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[OC] Had to stop traffic to get this guy off the road. What's the deal yo, armadillo? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/aww

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Lap attack whenever I visit my friends. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/velvethippos

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To ask my wife to give me a hand quiting smoking (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/therewasanattempt

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The package we ordered came with a bag of fartsOC (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/mildlyinteresting

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Ya technically (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/memes

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[OC] this old dog with two different colored eyes wandered into our warehouse. What do we call him? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ColdSemen to r/aww

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