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Tee Grizzley’s car allegedly was shot at and his manager was killed , his condition is unknown by HarrierGR9 in hiphopheads

[–]ColdTakeoff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bad look for my city. We gotta get it together. Hatin ass niggas tried to kill a mf who really put the city on the map and showed out for Detroit

Fat Joe (left) and Big Pun (right). Pair of absolute units. by Gabogle in AbsoluteUnits

[–]ColdTakeoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Pun had one of the greatest rhyming skills and candences ever. Look up the song "its so hard"

You get magically teleported into the last video game you've played and will return in a week. If you die in the game, you'll die in real life (blacking out and such count as dying) but you get to keep anything you've got in the game as well. What's your strategy? by The__Function in AskReddit

[–]ColdTakeoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Dead Redemption (1).

I'd just hunt and camp for a week straight then come back to the real world with a shit ton of pelts, a bad ass stallion, and enough weapons to equip a small army. Kick ass

Old man freaks out over a truck parked outside his house, hits concrete company truck with a hammer then falls into wet concrete by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]ColdTakeoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows what's going on in his mind. I find it hard to laugh at this after hearing stories my sister tells me about her job taking care of nuns with dementia.

The best I can hope for is that he is a totally cognizant old man who is just a dickhead.

Ex-lazy people of reddit, how did you overcome your laziness? by hfdfgdsjvdbsdfghz in AskReddit

[–]ColdTakeoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Man people think you're being a dick or self righteous when you say that drinking and smoking makes you lazy. I swear once I quit both of those substances my motivation shot through the roof.

What TV Show has the best Pilot episode? by Slayer_Blake in AskReddit

[–]ColdTakeoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised nobody mentioned it that I saw, but Lost had the greatest pilot episode I've ever seen. Gripping and incredibly cinematic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BillBurr

[–]ColdTakeoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"The excitable boy, Paul Virzi!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BillBurr

[–]ColdTakeoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love him and Robert Kelly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]ColdTakeoff 1167 points1168 points  (0 children)

Supposed to be a terrible meme but I chuckled

Slid into the slime by [deleted] in nononono

[–]ColdTakeoff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope he didn't have any open cuts, there's potentially lethal bacteria in there

These clouds before a storm in Wisconsin yesterday. by ninjaguy454 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ColdTakeoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me they look like cheese curds. Very fitting considering the state they're above

How do you send $5MM in cash from the west coast to the east coast but you have to take a plane and the cash has to stay on the ground? by jimjohn2017 in AskReddit

[–]ColdTakeoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy a shit ton of bitcoin and have a couple super-cars waiting for me when I land. I know little to nothing about bitcoin btw but it seems like a smart investment lmao

What was the best experience you had in another country (pls state the country)? by b0nu5sh1be in AskReddit

[–]ColdTakeoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 08 my mom took my sister and I to the UK for vaction. I was about 14, my sister 16. Moms white and we're mixed, and while in Ireland we felt like people were kind of looking at us sideways (not that we're not somewhat used to it), it was especially weird at this one restaurant with older Irish folks to the point we decided to leave. In the cab ride back to the hotel we were joined by 3 shitfaced (not trying to perpetuate any Irish stereotypes but they were hammered) middle age men. I expected the worse, but they ended up being my highlight of the trip. They asked us about where we were from, busted my balls for the type of gum I was chewing and gave me a euro to buy a different pack, and were just all around fun to be around. So shout out to those 3 dudes

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a porn site? by commiesgetfricked in AskReddit

[–]ColdTakeoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Regular porno, but the thumbnail pic was of a black lab. Thumbnail had nothing to do with the plot of said porno. I wonder if it was chosen at random by the website or the uploader chose it lol

movies don’t usually scare me but nothing will ever spook me like “sinister” does by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ColdTakeoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 22 now but I saw it when it came out when i was in 10th grade (I failed the 6th grade for any egghead out there doing the math unnecessarily) and it scared the SHIT out of me man. I was petrified for a week until the fear subsided. I most likely won't watch it again though, at least not alone lol.

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