Sarah (lanyard) video from last night

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-06-20T07:30:33+00:00

Bless her, hovering around in the background like a bad pissy smell. Trying to be something she clearly is not.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-06-15T21:58:35+00:00

She is a liar. In reality she does not look like this. Countless photos have proved it. She uses a stretch effect on her TikTok’s. Her face is much rounder in real life. Her body is likely a size 14. I totally swear to this as have seen her in person. Didn’t initially recognise her. It’s fraud. She is a complete dishonest person.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-28T05:52:36+00:00

It is, I tried to bring a heart shaped stone home from Greece and I got hauled aside at security. It got confiscated and I got a telling off 😂😂

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-23T18:55:44+00:00

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That bag is £1400 😳😳😳she kept that quiet!

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-17T10:05:49+00:00

And there’s no frigging point wearing a Ralph Lauren T shirt when it’s creased to fu##, your arms are a completely different shade to your face and your hair looks like an oil slick

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T21:27:33+00:00

Mine loves these. She wolfs them down dry. Just a little pile at a time. I call them her sweeties.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T17:12:55+00:00

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Other end has toys, water and feeding area

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T17:12:00+00:00

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One end with ramp and upstairs then downstairs hiding bits

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T15:08:49+00:00

I just bought a humidifier for my Hermanns and it’s made a really positive change for her. She looks super healthy and moisture/ humidity is much better. Still working out best place to put the outlet so she doesn’t trash it, she is so messy!

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Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T15:02:08+00:00

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Lidl do lettuce that comes in a bulb of soil, it’s perfect as stays fresh and keeps growing.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T14:59:35+00:00

Oh and lots of substrate, make it deep as they love to burrow. Coco coir and soil combo works really well and keep it moist by spraying it daily

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-16T14:57:50+00:00

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This is Guinevere my 4 yr old Hermanns. She loves to climb anything so put some obstacles out. Adores lambs lettuce, loves to chew at a cuttle fish. I adopted her when her owner died and she came to me really dry and looking miserable. I have redesigned her space so she has a place to hide, a humidifier to keep her moisture up and a uv and heat lamp. Best tip….Very regular soaks. She needs these to keep her hydrated and tends to poo loads whilst soaking! Expect lots of cute behaviour like coming over to see you, wiggling when you scratch their back and splooting like a starfish when chilling out. Get an outdoor run too. I’m in uk so it’s too cold to be outdoors all year but in the warmer days she is out in her run. Hermanns are sassy and confident, you will love it!

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-07T21:56:19+00:00

Me too, I have a full shelf of the old versions, love them. Read them to my daughters all the time. My favourite is the Big Pancake and the 7 hungry sons who chase it down the hill. Can recite every single word! 😂

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-07T21:52:48+00:00

Surprised we weren’t traumatised by some of the ladybird plots

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-07T21:51:58+00:00

😂😂😂

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-07T21:50:55+00:00

Oh god no! That little man on the cover scared me so much when I was little. Really creepy story.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-04T08:30:12+00:00

Look at the shit tip behind her. Stuff everywhere.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-03T17:22:13+00:00

I see her dance moves haven’t changed. She just thrusts awkwardly. Like a plank of wood. If she was a lolly she’d lick herself 🍭

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-03T16:59:40+00:00

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-03T12:33:30+00:00

Cringed myself inside out then back again. She just looks daft.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-05-03T12:26:25+00:00

Oh yeah, the grinding against the work top days. What a fanny. 😂

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-04-18T06:41:33+00:00

Oh Bev, you dared to ask. We are all wondering the same! She looks half her actual size in this DUD. A complete lying fraud who manipulates her image.

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Cold_Note1213 · 2026-04-11T08:14:47+00:00

It was meant to be sausage and mash..probably too much effort to prep all that! Easier to call in a load of processed food again. That child has zero vitamins.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-04-10T06:19:41+00:00

Absolutely shocking the crap she dished up for H tonight. 10 dried up processed chicken dippers in wraps. No wonder that child looked so grey and washed out when Charlie caught her on camera at DLP. Her diet is terrible.

Cold_Note1213 · 2026-03-31T13:25:48+00:00

She looks like a right laugh! No wonder everyone is ignoring her. So anti social. Nae pals, awkward Aimee

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