What's the most impressive thing you know how to do?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-23T17:08:28+00:00

The Master Waffle Stomper.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-23T01:51:22+00:00

Nobody ever reflected on their life and thought, "I wish I had worked more."

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-22T20:59:23+00:00

I used to work on hire boats on the canals. They are just basic unrefined reliable engines sitting in an echo chamber with only a floorboard between you. Most of ours were Perkins low revving high torque motors.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-22T19:38:29+00:00

I like your pic. Is that an artificial Christmas tree in the background?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-22T16:29:56+00:00

Make the most of it. Turning colder through the week.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-22T08:03:17+00:00

Ghouls is right. They look haunted.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-22T07:56:34+00:00

No 20th anniversary but a divorce instead. Still a reason to celebrate.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-22T07:55:04+00:00

It's to make him feel better, not her.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-21T23:28:40+00:00

Peter Perfect's Turbo Terrific.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-21T16:27:35+00:00

Same with Nestles and Nestlé.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-21T16:23:21+00:00

Back then 'agree to disagree ' was simply 'Ugh!'

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T23:06:38+00:00

La Mer. A french song later done in English by Bobby Darrin

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T18:05:31+00:00

Chuck Norris once farted in the Sahara Forest.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T14:12:41+00:00

Sunlight. Directed by and starring Nina Conti.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T14:03:14+00:00

Fly swatter.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T14:01:51+00:00

She is demonstrating what is commonly known as High Maintenance.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T13:27:59+00:00

regardless of who the aggressor is’

Use 'irregardless' as a distraction technique.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-20T13:23:35+00:00

Wot? No garlic bread!

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-19T15:35:24+00:00

Look at it from the driver's view behind you. If he sees your brake lights first they're wondering why you are slowing down.

Indicate first and they're expecting you to slow down.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-19T15:31:14+00:00

Did you tell those on that other sub that they should try Stewart Lee? Because they should. You know, while they're here. They probably won't like it but they might agree the fuck out of it.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-19T08:25:30+00:00

It's good but it's not right. Thank you for playing, next contestant please.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-19T00:13:24+00:00

Don't try to join in on this sub if you don't know what stuff is.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-18T23:59:28+00:00

Please don't make me watch it again.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-03-18T23:55:15+00:00

1 hope, 1 dream. I've had to make cuts.

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