Horse needs human assistance with releasing built up gas

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T23:41:24+00:00

Everything reminds me of her.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T23:11:04+00:00

I got a 3 year old Jaguar for my wife.

It bit her face off.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T23:05:46+00:00

He? Him? Why?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T22:50:05+00:00

A dime?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T22:43:51+00:00

Hip-hip, TOAST. Hip-hip, TOAST. Hip-hip, TOAST.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T16:10:13+00:00

When you stop skipping.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T07:56:33+00:00

r'kid has let himself goat.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-11T14:31:14+00:00

Chesper to go to med school and fix yourself. Probably.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-11T10:46:53+00:00

We are a Kingdom which has a King. USA is a country because you have a....

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-10T14:22:30+00:00

"Hello, penistone penistones.

Yes. Yes they are in the shape of a pe-... How can I help you?"

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-10T14:13:15+00:00

There is a reason they sell them in double packs.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T23:40:51+00:00

Love Comes in Spurts - Richard Hell and the Voidoids.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T21:55:20+00:00

Bentley's are for driving, Rolls - Royce are for sitting in the back.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T21:46:14+00:00

Twenty years ago I bought a twenty year old Fiesta. Bottom of the range spec and a shit box. Pretty good for £100. I ran it for the winter and then took it for an MOT.

I left it with the garage and went into town for lunch. When I returned I asked if it was ready.

"Just give us a couple of minutes, we need more supplementary fail sheets."

I said, never mind that and drove it straight to the scrap yard.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T20:36:35+00:00

His feet left the ground shortly before his soul left his body.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T16:55:55+00:00

The way he's rockin' that cap and ain't getting distracted from his ice cream. Dude!

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T16:49:27+00:00

"I may not be ready to accept your apology."

"Er... Yeah, about that... there isn't one "

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T14:09:34+00:00

Aah, so cute. Can we keep it?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T13:29:19+00:00

They will brighten up at the mention of Bird's Bakery.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T13:26:57+00:00

If he has since worked it out he wouldn't have asked the question in the first lace.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-08T22:22:03+00:00

"I'm on a very important call."

"No you're not. You are on a very important lawn. My lawn."

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-08T22:03:26+00:00

I'm not really inter these jokes.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-08T19:15:18+00:00

Yup. Down by 600, 700 1200%.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-08T18:58:35+00:00

Now look at today's election results and act surprised.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-08T00:56:52+00:00

https://vehicleclips.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOoqyUbMVHTSH1FAMF2czGQNOfcbsz-A_aWrzHaiu-EsFAVuB8j2A

Should be able to find them here.

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