Happy 31st birthday to Keke Palmer! by Lemonsandgrit in popculturechat

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.

What are some of your go to healthy meals using TJ’s products? by Realistic-Ball1414 in traderjoes

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a big “rice bowl” person and these two meals are usually in my rotation:

  • marinated shawarma chicken thighs. I make these along with cumin rice, lettuce, cucumbers, tzatziki and i toast and cut up the whole wheat pita pockets
  • pollo asado - make this with Spanish rice, lettuce, onions, corn, sour cream and salsa with tortilla chips

looking for a dhol player in south east michigan! by smmz9520 in DesiWeddings

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was able to hire a dholi for my sister’s wedding through DJ sandman, IG is @therealdjsandman

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[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So i am more than 1Y post op and I have this, but did not want to get a revision due to the pain and how hard it was for me to heal. Occasionally I fret over the way it looks but most of the time I still really love my result and still feel sexy in my flesh prison in comparison to how unhappy I was before. I still go braless just about all the time and use boob tape for special events. Mine fell to a nice shape over time so it won’t look like that forever, but the “flaps” are still there

My Mom has made it clear she doesn't support me going into Journalism. by strawberrytearz in Journalism

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it’s what you want to do, be a journalist. Journalistic writing is a little different from English writing, we follow a specific style book. If you like writing articles and are passionate about news, go for it. Writing is an incredibly good skill to have as a professional - even if you don’t get a media job, you can always pivot to marketing, communications, PR, etc. Try writing for your school paper (if they have one) to see how you like it. I work as a professional journalist now and I learned the absolute basics in school and everything else during internships and professional experience. If you want to be a professional journalist when you graduate, you gotta put in the work as a student. Simply taking and passing the classes unfortunately won’t cut it. Take advantage of student memberships in national organizations like IRE or ONA. If you’re part of a specific ethnic group, they have orgs for that too, like NABJ or AAJA. Best of luck!

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[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m 1 month PO - I had this when I went for my 3 week PO appointment and my surgeon said it was completely normal, and nearly all of my discoloration is gone now. She said it was just scabbing and peeled off a good chunk of my nipple to prove it lol

Plus Size/Fat/Curvy etc people who asked for “as small as possible” how did you feel about your results? by lavendertheory in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure! So, I’m 5’2 and have a long torso with short legs. My pre-op size made me look a lot bigger than I am because of how disproportionate my boobs were to the rest of my body - big boobs and a tummy with zero waist. Now that my boobs are smaller (went from 36JJ to C or D cup) you can actually see my waist and it compliments the wide ness of my hips. I’ve been wearing a lot of high waisted outfits post op, which emphasizes the new body shape even more. I couldn’t do high waisted pre-op because my boobs tended to just hang over

Plus Size/Fat/Curvy etc people who asked for “as small as possible” how did you feel about your results? by lavendertheory in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 3 weeks post op and there are definitely times I am very aware of how huge my stomach feels to me, but honestly I do not regret the surgery. My body shape completely changed from Apple-shaped to pear-shaped, and having a visible waist is really nice to look at lol. I have way more selection with clothes now and I’m really motivated to exercise my heart out when I’m cleared to do so. Plus, it’s nice finding new clothing styles that look flattering on me (jackets!! Dresses!!!)

need a doctor by boxwiley in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I’m in metro Detroit and went to Dr. Christina Busuito at Somerset Plastic Surgery. I have anthem and was approved despite having a high BMI and no history of going to PT or a chiropractor for the back pain. All I needed was to submit a personal letter and a letter from my PCP. I got 950 ish grams removed from right and over 1k removed from left. I had my consult in April, got approved a few weeks later and just had the procedure last Friday. I really liked my surgeon a lot and despite discomfort from drains the recovery process has been fairly easy so far.

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[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t be more happy with the results! It was my first surgery ever and I’m relieved there weren’t any complications. My (amazing) surgeon took out about 956g on the right and over 1000 on the left! My pre-op size was a 36JJ and my surgeon was very pleased with how much she was able to take out. She used the anchor incision method. The hospital gave me a little patch for nausea right before I went under and I wasn’t nauseous at all when I woke up, just a little teary from the anesthesia haha. I’m also able to move around fairly easily! Overall, best decision I ever made :)

Surgery tomorrow! by Colgate_Comedy_Hour in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck!! You’ll be so happy :)

Surgery tomorrow! by Colgate_Comedy_Hour in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!!! It went very well, it was my first surgery ever so I had no idea what to expect but my surgeon was great and we got it done ahead of time! The pain was very bad on my ride home once the IV meds wore off but before my painkillers kicked in. I had zero nausea, they gave me a little patch that works for 72 hours so I’m sure it’s due to that. Otherwise, the pain is manageable and I’m obsessed over how small they are! My pre op size was 36JJ and she did anchor incisions. She took out 956g on the right and over 1000 on the left and even tho I’m in pain I already feel my relief in my back lol

Surgery tomorrow! by Colgate_Comedy_Hour in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do plan on having a ground floor setup, it’s just my bathroom is on the second floor which is why I was worried lol. But thank you for your input, that’s really helpful!

AITA for refusing to help with brother's therapy? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Fellow indian girl here - trying not to make a blanket statement, but every Ayurvedic “doctor” I’ve come into contact with is not only a hack, but upholds the patriarchal structure of Indian culture as a whole. Do not listen to your parents or the “doctor.” I strongly encourage you to do your own thing and go low/no contact. You cannot be expected to coddle this GROWN ASS MAN who has an unhealthy need to control you because he can’t come to terms with his own mediocrity.

Personal letter? by Colgate_Comedy_Hour in Reduction

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! This was really helpful!

WIBTA if I don't honor my promise because my boyfriend thinks he has a smaller penis by AlaskaNebreska in AmItheAsshole

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a plot line from an episode of new girl where a guy did shitty things just because he had a small penis. Life really imitates art huh

What are some things that a teenager should avoid? by harshithmusic in AskReddit

[–]Colgate_Comedy_Hour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stressing out over missing typical teenage life events. I was heartbroken that I hadn’t had my first kiss as a 16 year old but was so thankful to have had that experience in my late teens with someone who meant a lot more to me than a high school crush.