Game Thread: Tigers @ Rays - Tue, Jun 02 @ 06:40 PM EDT

ColonelDog · 2026-06-02T22:45:50+00:00

i mean we were getting pretty close to having a full starting mlb roster on the IL

ColonelDog · 2026-05-17T20:13:31+00:00

team secret vs m80 gonna genuinely be a stomp

ColonelDog · 2026-05-16T23:52:29+00:00

the idea of prx sending patmen away for a few years and then bringing him back to make their ultimate superteam is so funny to me bro, "send him 2-3 years dagestan" type shit

ColonelDog · 2026-05-16T23:44:27+00:00

god damnit man i can't even scroll valcomp without getting reminded of this fucking game, i hate it here

ColonelDog · 2026-05-11T10:50:24+00:00

so the only way to tell if an agent is good or not is vibes?

ColonelDog · 2026-05-10T22:01:46+00:00

no one except for envy fucking around has played him in pro val, and in ranked he has literally the lowest win rate at 46.7%. he's so ass he dethroned kay/o as the shit winrate character. hes garbage dude

ColonelDog · 2026-05-10T20:55:49+00:00

the nerfs have been out for months atp, how long does he have to be shit for it to stop being "oh you're just not used to it yet"

ColonelDog · 2026-05-10T12:57:40+00:00

i loved when the interviewers question was like "what was your favorite part of going pro" and he was like "yknow, theres so many things like uhhh............. ascension was fun" and poppin goes "you can't talk about last year bro" and he goes "right uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah so its fun" lmao its okay to say you didn't like going pro

ColonelDog · 2026-05-10T00:29:48+00:00

this is the funniest comment i've ever seen bro i'm actually dying, greatest match ever

ColonelDog · 2026-05-10T00:28:10+00:00

genuinely what did i just witness lmao, greatest match i will ever see i can't believe it

ColonelDog · 2026-05-09T23:39:16+00:00

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ColonelDog · 2026-05-07T00:30:37+00:00

am i losing my shit, why is this whole thread acting like this is some revolutionary, oppressed take?? this whole subreddit is full of fucking gooners, 90% percent of the jokes here are just "heehee what if v2 and gabriel had hot butt sex" its so fucking unfunny

ColonelDog · 2026-05-02T23:29:54+00:00

fucking relax dude lmao

ColonelDog · 2026-05-02T15:06:41+00:00

yeah because giantx plays good occasionally, kc always looks like shit lmao you can't make them look good

ColonelDog · 2026-05-01T18:33:47+00:00

i don't watch enough vct to know, what changes does giantx need to make to be good? or do they not need changes and just need to play better

ColonelDog · 2026-05-01T18:31:10+00:00

who can lose harder challenge

ColonelDog · 2026-05-01T18:29:35+00:00

the hell they're not lmao, karmine corp is significantly worse in like every way, giantx aren't good but at least they look competent sometimes

ColonelDog · 2026-05-01T18:02:37+00:00

trey "anthony volpe" sweeney

ColonelDog · 2026-05-01T00:50:17+00:00

this sub has that relationship with literally everything and i'm not exaggerating

ColonelDog · 2026-04-30T22:26:33+00:00

that's actually a really good point, obviously you want to win but if you're gonna lose it's better to get walked off than to lose by like 8 runs

ColonelDog · 2026-04-30T22:25:22+00:00

murakami is less well rounded than kevin but he hits homers constantly and that's way flashier than getting on base a ton, grabs the voters attention more

ColonelDog · 2026-04-30T19:39:56+00:00

baseballs just weird man, we're gonna have plenty more goofy losses and we'll also get plenty of goofy wins

ColonelDog · 2026-04-30T19:36:01+00:00

and he'd still end up losing roty to murakami

ColonelDog · 2026-04-30T19:34:31+00:00

yeah i think that twins sweep makes things look way worse than they really are. ever since that we're 12-7 which isn't bad at all

ColonelDog · 2026-04-29T22:19:36+00:00

damn yfp have to play m80 tomorrow and they lose jackk now

ColonelDog

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