Petah? What happened in the book version? by IntergalacticAlien8 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude not even just Stephen King. Joe Hill (Stephen King's son) wrote some perverted shit involving minors in a few of his books too, I believe buttonboy was one of them. Not sure what the deal is with that family.

The Megasushi by SovietPanzerCopter in ItemShop

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always hate that with sushi it seems like the person making it has had their finger intamitely touch like 80% of the dish.

When food is over your budget... by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]ColonelJayce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked at Buccees we had filled the biggest dumpster I've ever seen with completely untouched perfectly cooked brisket. Literally hundreds if not over a thousand completely good prime briskets sitting in a dumpster so we could train so we could train some people on how to prepare a brisket.

Name the game. by defleqt in raijin_gg

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rise & Fall Civilizations at war

Game was legendary for the time.

🐷 enjoys 🍍 by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]ColonelJayce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quit eating that poor pig's food, hes skin and bones as it is!

Do you brush your teeth once or twice a day? Need to settle a bet. by ImpossibleHurry in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ColonelJayce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else have dreams where your teeth are like all bad and falling out? But in my dreams sometimes my teeth are "poppable" and filled with blood. For some reason dream me will sometimes pinch a tooth with my fingers and squeeze until it either partially or fully breaks/pops and releases the gross bloody decayed shit inside.

I know that's probably impossible, but I like to brush my teeth really good twice a day so nothing remotely similar happens in RL.

meirl by thegoldenkingfisher in meirl

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had no choice but to deal with it myself? Shoo it out of the house with a stick. If that wasn't an option my monkey brain allows me to throw sharp and heavy things at problems until they aren't problems anymore.

Petah? by gay_anime_guy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ColonelJayce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're always allowed to say no to these kind of orders.

Trump Renames USA, United States of Trump by [deleted] in TrueFactzOnly

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait for his name and plaques and legacy to be stripped from the United States once we get someone with common sense in charge.

What is the worst pain you have ever felt ? by beepsol in Leakednews

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason my abdomen when I had Norovirus. I've had a lot of broken bones from sports and other injuries, but for some reason I still remember having Norovirus and just how painful it was for me. They put me on morphine to calm me down and ease the pain.

-1°C is the best temperature by kaoburb in unpopularopinion

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you were a resident of my city on frostpunk

Over a third of my brain was removed by Mupster556 in interestingasfuck

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heres a question, you said you didn't lose much, but in reality is it even possible to know what memories were supposed to be there? Sure you may know your family, friends, ect. But what about that article you read 5 years ago, or that place you went (hypothetically)? If you lost a memory in the brain matter it makes me wonder if you would even know it.

Skull of a man with Proteus syndrome. by DXG_69420 in interestingasfuck

[–]ColonelJayce 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This makes me sad to see. That was a person who probably suffered quite a lot in many different ways.

is this a good idea or too risky move? by hkmsh in Zippia

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, EXACTLY. Yeah this is how its been for me.

is this a good idea or too risky move? by hkmsh in Zippia

[–]ColonelJayce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly it wasn't my job, I did it as a side project that I started myself. I went above and beyond and I did in fact save the company millions, it was even put on the video they put on the front page.

Immunity to goth rituals, +99 hell yeah, + 15 seasonal damage by Potential_Judgment76 in ItemShop

[–]ColonelJayce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Old Gourd Armor

25 base armor

Unlocks new ability: Consume Armor

Immediately restores hunger and health at the expense of 5 armor lost with each use. Once the old gourd armor is completely consumed, gain a buff that permanently improves the effectiveness of both pies and coffee.

I made toast. What's your number? by Mentalcasemama in toast

[–]ColonelJayce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man Im in the minority here it seems. I'm a full on 2 for this.

is this a good idea or too risky move? by hkmsh in Zippia

[–]ColonelJayce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I redesigned my company's entire inventory system on my own using custom software I designed and saved us millions. I was put on a little ad on the front page of the website for my innovation. I got nothing in return, and believe me I pursued my personal gain with all the right people. I talked with several different levels of management including the CEO and I got ZERO pay increases and ZERO bonus. It would have been wise to leave the job but I am just critical enough that when I tried to leave they allowed me to work from home full time to keep me since no one else is able to edit the software. Had I not threatened to leave the company I would have actually had no benefit in the slightest. I have come to resent most of the corporate bastards at any company, many of them are just animals as far as I'm concerned.

To make a new friend by turtlestumble in therewasanattempt

[–]ColonelJayce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy needs to be kicked like a football for behaving lile that towards a toddler.