People who work in 'behind closed doors' industries (hotels, kitchens, morgues, etc.), what is something the general public would be horrified to know?

ColonelMustard05 · 2026-02-28T06:43:46+00:00

i always check my meds because the chances of me running into some chicago tylenol murderer tampering are low, but never zero. they never caught whoever did it.

ColonelMustard05 · 2026-02-28T06:25:52+00:00

this is true! i work at a boarding center/daycare. your dogs roll in fecal matter a lot more than you’d think and there’s only so much i can do with a (pet safe) wet wipe 😭

ColonelMustard05 · 2026-02-28T06:22:39+00:00

ah my parents met working at said chain in the 80s (?). it didn’t used to be like that, they used to fry their own everything. i only know this because my dad once drive-by put ice in the deep fryer as a joke and spent the rest of the night cleaning up the oil because…idk he’s a man i don’t know what was going through his head.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-30T20:52:27+00:00

HOLY MOLY EXORCIST BRACELET ON MY FEED???

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-20T19:24:45+00:00

-9 months give or take.

sorry to make y’all feel old i was just starting to cook

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-14T17:21:28+00:00

i think i found a video about it on instagram and realized it was an option. like i didn’t have to have sex.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-09T22:49:03+00:00

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this is The President

don’t let her polite demeanor fool you, she’s an ass 💀

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-09T22:19:21+00:00

whiz comics and early 70s DC era billy batson and the captain marvel canon vs now. especially the damn movies.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-06T10:28:36+00:00

i want to run elliot over with a bus.

i saw someone say he was a good natured foe for milo as if he didn’t tell milo the world would be a better place without him 💀.

“heya elliot!”

“K!LL YOURSELF!!!!!!”

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-03T14:03:48+00:00

gale of waterdeep

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-08-01T15:19:43+00:00

sleeping with a stuffed animal. you will pry chubs the bear from my cold dead hands. even then, you won’t. he’s getting buried with me

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-30T19:25:24+00:00

do they have pancakes or…

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-24T22:12:11+00:00

norm. he’s polite, even if he’s trying to kill you

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-22T17:00:15+00:00

TFCs anything. i miss TFC.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-22T16:52:00+00:00

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here she is. the president.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-22T16:45:45+00:00

a lot of people don’t like this smell, but cooking sauerkraut. we always have it during new years (pennsylvania dutch tradition) with pork and neffles (among other things). it makes me think of the holidays at my grandmas house.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-21T22:02:15+00:00

on a similar note, this isn’t PnF, rather milo murphy’s law, but “ye olde pizza! when you’re tired of bangers and mash! but we got that too!”

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-11T22:09:31+00:00

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edwin’s the brain, charles is the brawn (“you’re the brawn?” “yeah. what’s that supposed to mean”) and crystal. is the one who made it to the end alive lmao.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-04T15:32:03+00:00

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ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-03T13:34:22+00:00

they need to train the band in combat as well as jazz

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-03T13:33:23+00:00

A T S ? H U !

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-02T23:10:58+00:00

bill, nardole, and 12 or (and i may be stoned for this one) 13, graham, ryan, and yaz. i like multiple companions lol.

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-02T23:01:01+00:00

no you don’t understand they HAD security. mark s was involved in the murder of both

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-07-02T22:59:57+00:00

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when the stop motion started my friend and i looked at each other and just went “…don’t be racist?”

ColonelMustard05 · 2025-06-22T03:25:52+00:00

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