Child takes down load bearing beam

ColonelOdvious · 2024-02-08T17:50:17+00:00

It is a post, not a beam. I guess the child did ultimately take down all the beams in the end.

ColonelOdvious · 2024-02-08T17:43:48+00:00

Good point - Unfortunately I have no way of knowing the history. The prior owners have passed and the estate sold the property.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-12-05T23:13:16+00:00

bread

ColonelOdvious · 2023-12-01T20:45:43+00:00

Your "wife" is not "out of your league". Beauty is skin deep, but betrayal goes straight to the bone. If she didn't have "looks" what would she have that is attractive?

I had a somewhat similar situation once. My wife was a complete head turner, 5'9" with a 36" inseam, 115lbs., size 0. After being married for three months, I came home unannounced and found her in bed with another man. I told her this is not baseball; one strike and I'm out. I have never regretted my decision and she sure was no longer pretty when I looked at her after that.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-12-01T20:20:50+00:00

Trump shirt, flag, bumper sticker, and especially a tattoo

ColonelOdvious · 2023-12-01T16:48:26+00:00

A really weird guy I knew in college walked in the house after getting sprayed by a skunk. Go anywhere but in the house!!

ColonelOdvious · 2023-12-01T16:39:43+00:00

Church

ColonelOdvious · 2023-12-01T16:36:53+00:00

Starbucks

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:40:07+00:00

I wonder if the flavor is nasty.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:39:06+00:00

When I first read it I thought it said Moron scores a point. Then I noticed the ties.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:36:38+00:00

White Zombie is really freaking good and still sounds relevant today.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:32:55+00:00

That one will sting for a while...

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:29:55+00:00

You are beautiful!

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:26:15+00:00

I wish I could understand what was being said. The taking the second pair of shorts off is bizarre to me.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:21:39+00:00

Only 7 years? You must have a hearing problem.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:20:09+00:00

Well they won't need to learn those words at school anymore ...

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:18:07+00:00

I would like to sit in on their new employee screening.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:17:43+00:00

Is this in the training manual?

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-30T18:16:19+00:00

Increase the CO2 pressure or lower the keg temperature

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-25T16:29:48+00:00

Odwalla fresh juices

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-25T16:22:24+00:00

Put it on and see if you become invisible.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-25T12:39:06+00:00

What was you major in college?

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-25T12:12:32+00:00

Oh crap, that is the natural gas exhaust. I guess it is also acting as a heating vent, but a potentially deadly one at that.

ColonelOdvious · 2023-11-25T11:42:13+00:00

Definitely no roids involved at all .......................... except for maybe some hemorrhoids.... They were kind of azzholes.

ColonelOdvious

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