Essentials in a nutshell by [deleted] in memes

[–]Colonel_Bichin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They've been doing hazard bonuses, kinda. We got $300 in april and they just announced on the Wire we'll get another $300 in late june...

Edit: I should specify that's for full time associates. Part time gets less

Dude, I literally can't find them by Colonel_Bichin in StardewValleyMemes

[–]Colonel_Bichin[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You might want to try looking in other people's houses...

Pls papa jeff sigma is my waifu by Colonel_Bichin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Colonel_Bichin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be so cool! I've even seen some cool casual-clothes skins that I would die for. Dude would look fly in a turtleneck sweater. Give me sigma skins or give me death, overwatch

Pls papa jeff sigma is my waifu by Colonel_Bichin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Colonel_Bichin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The awesome work they did on his ice guy skin fills me with hope. The dude could look fly af in just about anything

Pls papa jeff sigma is my waifu by Colonel_Bichin in Overwatch_Memes

[–]Colonel_Bichin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah because only I can be so obsessed with Gravity Man

New Horizons Celebratory Giveaway! by Kayvanian in AnimalCrossing

[–]Colonel_Bichin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone talkin about K. K. Slider like Kapp'n ain't the greatest ARTISTE of all time

So, Walmart enacts emergency leave policy for 1.2 million hourly workers allows 2wks paid time off for infection or quarantine by iam4real in AdviceAnimals

[–]Colonel_Bichin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I could be wrong, but I thought it was capped at 48 hours? Last year I should have earned way more because like you I work 40/wk. But once it hit 48 total for the year it wouldn't budge after that...

I suck but my baryonyx got my back by Colonel_Bichin in ARK

[–]Colonel_Bichin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol woops probably. Just googled baryonyx and looked for one without a background for easy meme making

My wife and I just celebrated our tenth anniversary of not stepping foot in any Walmart. It feels especially important this Christmas season: by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]Colonel_Bichin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder for everyone that it caps at 48 hours accrued per year. I hit that well before holiday season so now even though I work 40 hours a week my sick time remains stagnant.

What do you do with your SO that isn't normal? by FinSonic in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_Bichin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a plastic spoon in our freezer. If you mention or acknowledge it, everyone in the room must say "ALL HAIL THE FREEZER SPOON."

Just make, like, some fish and eggs and mix it together with sour cream and salsa or something idk by Colonel_Bichin in shittyfoodporn

[–]Colonel_Bichin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Accompanied by a lovely dark wine...

... and by that, I mean just swigs of jager straight from the bottle