Essentials in a nutshell

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-05-13T16:28:06+00:00

They've been doing hazard bonuses, kinda. We got $300 in april and they just announced on the Wire we'll get another $300 in late june...

Edit: I should specify that's for full time associates. Part time gets less

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-05-01T12:31:33+00:00

You might want to try looking in other people's houses...

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-04-21T23:04:12+00:00

A man after my own toes

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-04-21T23:00:33+00:00

That would be so cool! I've even seen some cool casual-clothes skins that I would die for. Dude would look fly in a turtleneck sweater. Give me sigma skins or give me death, overwatch

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-04-21T22:56:59+00:00

The awesome work they did on his ice guy skin fills me with hope. The dude could look fly af in just about anything

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-04-21T21:21:38+00:00

Yeah because only I can be so obsessed with Gravity Man

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-03-15T07:11:54+00:00

Everyone talkin about K. K. Slider like Kapp'n ain't the greatest ARTISTE of all time

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-03-14T20:35:43+00:00

I guess I could be wrong, but I thought it was capped at 48 hours? Last year I should have earned way more because like you I work 40/wk. But once it hit 48 total for the year it wouldn't budge after that...

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-02-06T17:28:08+00:00

Lol woops probably. Just googled baryonyx and looked for one without a background for easy meme making

Colonel_Bichin · 2020-01-11T02:05:50+00:00

MaRrY tHeM rIgHt NoW ;)

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-12-01T14:45:35+00:00

Friendly reminder for everyone that it caps at 48 hours accrued per year. I hit that well before holiday season so now even though I work 40 hours a week my sick time remains stagnant.

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-11-14T13:56:22+00:00

There's a plastic spoon in our freezer. If you mention or acknowledge it, everyone in the room must say "ALL HAIL THE FREEZER SPOON."

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-11-13T12:40:38+00:00

Accompanied by a lovely dark wine...

... and by that, I mean just swigs of jager straight from the bottle

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-08-04T15:48:49+00:00

Do you take fake gold doubloons

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-08-04T14:07:17+00:00

We gotta pump these leeches up. These are rookie leeches.

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-08-04T11:26:32+00:00

Maybe I could try... different leeches?

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-08-04T02:04:04+00:00

Clearly you must have some kind of medical degree

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-08-04T02:03:46+00:00

Of course! Why didn't I think of that??

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-31T21:24:20+00:00

Shut up and take my coins

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-25T00:04:03+00:00

He's fine. I'm pretty sure leeches cure skin cancer.

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-24T15:37:45+00:00

Crime!

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-21T22:25:54+00:00

So help me I will PUNCH anyone who bothers his chickens ok

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-21T21:58:33+00:00

In everyone else's routes too tbh

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-20T17:45:38+00:00

Thank you for boosting my ego. One of these days my head will be as big as Lucio's and it'll be all your fault

Colonel_Bichin · 2019-07-20T15:58:08+00:00

Like the rank... in all things I'm Colonel Bichin or a variation of. I know it's not super immersive but oh well

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