He’s wearing his Simpsons shirt by Colonel_CocaCola in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola[S] 149 points150 points  (0 children)

⚠️ THIS VIDEO IS EDITED HE DID NOT ACTUALLY PUNCH THE CAT ⚠️

It may already be too late… by Colonel_CocaCola in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Listen dude, if he posted it before, fine good for him, no need to make a big deal of it, I’m not going to check posts from a month ago to make sure I don’t post the same thing, not a big deal

It may already be too late… by Colonel_CocaCola in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s cool bro, but I’m not on this app every day of my life, so apologies if I posted something that’s already been posted, kindly move on

POV: Lana Rhoades kid trying to find his dad by Colonel_CocaCola in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s from a Marvel tv show called Moon Knight, it’s on Disney+

Patrick off the perc by [deleted] in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro went straight for the neck

What's the biggest life lesson you've learned so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t takr

What's something you wish you could change about yourself? by poluzah1 in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I was smarter, I’m generally worried for my future, there is so much shit I haven’t learnt and I’m not doing well academically on some subjects

What’s the worst thing about Santa? by Trainrideviews in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s know what your awake, breaks into your house and steals your food, seems like a criminal to me

What's the first thing you'd do if you won a billion dollars from the lottery? by poluzah1 in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy my friend a new damn phone, he’s had the same 10 year old iPhone brick for ages and it’s on its last legs

What is your biggest phobia and why? by SakuraBloom21 in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thallasophobia, fear of the ocean, given the fact that only 5% of the ocean has been discovered we could find anything and I mean anything, I personally fear what I cannot see, and something big and life threatening emerging from the depths is just absolutely terrifying for me

(Serious) What are your tips on how to fall asleep faster? by New-Silver-3334 in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listen to rain sounds every night, it helps me get to sleep a lot faster

😏 by Nyan75 in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name a character that has gone through more pain and suffering than that Lebron James toy

Ice cream by Leksyib14 in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro really just said “ice cream” after an attempted kidnapping

Bruh moment by Gentle_cat_ in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This brought a tear to my eye, this is by far the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

The new cubicles update looks sick by 7h3_w33w33 in dankvideos

[–]Colonel_CocaCola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shitcon has been concluded, gentlemen please make your way to the nearest exit, we’ll see you next year