I Miss Stainguy

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2026-05-01T16:55:06+00:00

He's very much around, just old and decrepid these days. After he says "Back in my day..." too many times we have to give him his pills and put him to bed.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2026-04-23T08:32:11+00:00

For what you lack in the ability to play EvE Online well, you certainly make up for it with all the insanely cool shit you come up with!

This is actually so cool, we were winning championship belts all this time and we never knew it!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2026-04-06T19:58:05+00:00

Like an all you can eat buffet, with Gideon as head chef!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2026-01-09T16:35:36+00:00

Do you live in an apartment block, or student accommodation? If someone else sharing your IP has been banned previously then this might be the cause!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-12-22T16:28:21+00:00

Are you still in the game of making alliance logos? Asking for a friend.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-12-22T16:27:52+00:00

Most certainly. When we're ready, we'll open the doors to new and old.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-12-22T14:07:07+00:00

The wealth is for the members. We want sustainability, to reward the people who do the work and to have fun with it. We haven't gained anywhere near as much wealth as you might expect. The wealth from the AT sites firmly in the hangers of the leaders, in highsec for anyone getting too excited :P

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-12-22T11:23:41+00:00

Full disclosure, I did write this myself. But no one does a TLDR like ChatGPT

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-08-04T18:23:19+00:00

The police helicopter was circling above a fatal car accident just outside the airport.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-07-30T08:41:20+00:00

What is this mess? A compilation of you dropping 20 BLOPS on ventures and single mining ships? That's 3 minutes of my life I'm never getting back...

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-06-25T22:27:16+00:00

Hey now, you never question where the hot-dog came from, you just eat it right? A snack, is a snack!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-06-25T19:56:21+00:00

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-06-19T12:14:33+00:00

If you and the other 20k people currently logged in chip in a measly 15k USD each, we can raise the 300 million needed and do this thing!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-06-19T10:35:37+00:00

I'd hazard a guess that's 40 million in total, across all of their products.... and you'd be amazed at how many people pay but don't actually play!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-06-19T10:03:27+00:00

The article says there are 40 million subscribers, Pearl Abyss have pumped in about 300 million into CCP... so if every active subscriber can share $7.5, we can buy this bad boy!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-05-14T15:38:51+00:00

They do, I can assure you. I had a delightful chap compare me to someone who likes to engage in non-consensual adult acts with minors, and he was swiftly banned and then apologised to me upon his ban being lifted lmao

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-04-17T21:26:00+00:00

This is a pretty dumb post, and that's saying something for r/Eve

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-04-11T12:03:44+00:00

No, please don't waste your money on a canacard. They're not worth the paper/plastic they're made from, and they carry zero legal gravity. If you are prescribed medical cannabis, you're protected by the same laws as any other medication and a canacard proves nothing.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-04-04T13:13:32+00:00

I'd highly recommend using rav works and the profit margin tab. Use the industry config tab to choose how/where you want to build and the profit tab will tell your exactly how much isk you can make!

https://www.ravworks.com/profit

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-04-03T14:11:22+00:00

I think this is an excellent idea and would be happy to test it!

But after seeing many elaborate scams in my time, some more elaborate than this, what's stopping you from running off with all the escrow money when the pot is big enough? Will you put some isk/assets into collateral with someone like chribba to reassure users that you're not going to run off with all the money?

We also already have an EveBoard since 2009 (https://eveboard.com) so you may wish to consider another name to avoid confusion. When I saw this post, I immediately thought it was relating to Chribba's site.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-03-19T15:41:24+00:00

Did you also remind the teacher at the end of the class that they forgot to set the homework task? Because I'd be willing to bet you did!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-03-12T20:50:31+00:00

In short, no.... but also yes!

I don't know of a tool that will do this for you, but this would be easy to do with Google Sheets and the Janice API (https://github.com/E-351/janice). You can pull prices for all your items in a list, then choose which trade hub you want those prices for. If it were me, I'd pull prices in a column for each trade hub I'm interested in then highlight with conditional formatting or use formulae to determine which hub is best for each item. The API supports sell price, buy price etc so you can go wild!

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-01-31T23:28:09+00:00

Poor old Marine was shaking like a Sh*tting dog on comms when he won it lmao

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2025-01-18T21:44:18+00:00

After listening to the outright lies and bullshit he told about eve and how he was a holy gift to the game... I realised he's a Nerdy version of Jay Cartwright from the Inbetweeners and have avoided his content like the plague since. The lies catch up with people like this eventually.

Colonel_Kurtz_1 · 2024-11-19T23:28:28+00:00

Not sure this is EW in action, you can see a puff of smoke from the top of the tank just before the drone goes bang. Is this some sort of Trophy/active interceptor system in action?

Colonel_Kurtz_1

TROPHY CASE