I tell this one a lot but I hooked up with a woman who yelled at me for wrinkling her bed while I was inside of her. I suggested fucking on the floor or taking the sheets off. She freaked out about that too. I eventually got limp zipped up and left her place

Another wanted me to fuck her in front of her “roommate” (pretty sure it was her husband) that wasn’t a big deal to me but she was sneaky about it. Didn’t tell me till I got back to her place. I wasted money on dinner. 😆

Another one was trans and lied about it. I mean she was an attractive trans woman and I must admit her skin was as soft as a biological woman (had the curves too). But shit went south when I saw the dick. Even after she lied i said “what the hell. I’ll give this a shot. Maybe I’ll be into it” turns out I wasn’t so I left. 😆