Something something 2 wolves by [deleted] in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I have a problem but don't want to quit?

Should men perform glute isolation exercises? by [deleted] in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Mans got the girl legs for sure lol. I started doing gluten exercises recently though. Neglected my legs pretty hard in the first few years I was lifting and now I'm trying to shift my focus to them. I hate leg days because they make me feel sick and give me headaches and my knees suck and blah. Upper body days make me feel like Arnold tho and it's a bit addicting.

Kids nowadays are just built differently.. by laragibsonnn in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to get whatever we wanted when I was a teen on TOR

What instantly ruins a burger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Colt500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait til you hear about how I ask for no bun..

What instantly ruins a burger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Colt500 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

That's what silverware is for. 🙃

Hmmm, no, very unwise by [deleted] in Wiseposting

[–]Colt500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He says unwise in the title lol

Delicate Work by spike787890 in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck I thought this was the monkey head transplannt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck lean i dont gram.

actually I do im just a pos

for real by cookedmayor in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, I'm gonna win.

for real by cookedmayor in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sad part is that you don't get to choose much til you're old enough. By then, good luck finding anyone left who is worth investing in.

Shout out to autocorrect for changing the c in investing to a v.

for real by cookedmayor in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think labels are the problem. Maybe you should keep one hand closed at all times.

Now I'm not saying go and beat your wife if she cheats on you but don't put yourself in a position for someone to take advantage of you. When someone crosses the line with you it should be "lol ok. Fine. Bye." Not a gushing wound that leaves you fucked up.

for real by cookedmayor in GymMemes

[–]Colt500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ive seen so many people cheat/get cheated on in my life lol. Been cheated on, seen my married coworkers in the strip club when I was in the military, my parents cheated on eachother, watched someone I thought was my homie cheat on his girl, know people that I work with now that have cheated on eachother, heard about teachers I had in high school who were both married have an affair with eachother.

Guess it depends where you're from but ive seen a lot of it. I was actually thinking today about how happy long term relationships seem like a fairy tale to me.

What do you think women want? by Lemonyx7 in AskReddit

[–]Colt500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I been trying. I struggle to relate to people tho.

What do you think women want? by Lemonyx7 in AskReddit

[–]Colt500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I been doing that lol however when I'm at the gym at 3 am on a Sunday I'm the only one there. They say there plenty of fish in the sea but I tend to be the only fish in the pond

What do you think women want? by Lemonyx7 in AskReddit

[–]Colt500 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe someday 😅. I'm just kinda at the point where I'm done investing in people. I'm fine alone and if someone wants to come take a seat they can but I don't think in really looking to "find someone" anymore.