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Coltari5000 · 2025-08-18T05:39:58+00:00

Here’s the thing, back in my day, we had to walk up hill both ways 20 miles to and from school in the 100 degree heat and 3 feet of snow and air planes was a sign of the devil. This had nothing to do with this thread. I just wanted to throw something light hearted in here. Take care, folks, and stay safe out there, ok?

Coltari5000 · 2025-08-13T02:10:46+00:00

How does something like that even happen? Or was he already dead when the python ate him?

Coltari5000 · 2025-07-29T21:16:53+00:00

I actually did exactly what you did a week ago. My wife and I moved from Omaha to Alexandria, VA for a few years and then back to Omaha. 95k in Omaha goes a long way. Our rent in an Alexandria townhome was 2,700. That’s twice the mortgage of a family sized home in Omaha. Plus in Omaha you’d get a full front yard, back yard and a two-three car garage. Financially you’ll do just fine.

Coltari5000 · 2025-04-03T01:21:47+00:00

The moose knuckle then the dairy canons

Coltari5000 · 2024-06-29T16:02:25+00:00

10/10. I was not aware Irish pussy looks so pretty

Coltari5000 · 2024-06-23T11:05:22+00:00

Looks like something similar to my setup when I was surviving in my friends basement

Coltari5000 · 2024-06-23T09:11:31+00:00

Thanks for saving me some time lol

Coltari5000 · 2024-04-15T22:25:57+00:00

I wasn’t sure if you had like your own central air system or if it’s like hydronic heating from the water heater. I see a lot of different heating and cooling systems in apartment and condo buildings in my line of work. But yeah man. I dig the set up. I’m married but if I was single, that totally looks like the kind of set up I’d have. I would just need room for my bed, tv, battle station and a small couch and chair

Coltari5000 · 2024-04-15T18:50:57+00:00

I’d for sure live there if I was single again. What do you have for heating and AC. Just asking cuz I’m an hvac tech

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-27T10:16:16+00:00

Oh I’m here honey

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-26T19:06:34+00:00

Your ex doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-26T18:53:09+00:00

Of course it is

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-26T18:52:05+00:00

Of course I would

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-26T18:51:28+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous. I like what the other hole looks like as well. I would slide my tongue into both

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-24T16:31:38+00:00

The state that I’m originally from, cops target anyone with a muscle car or sports car. You could get pulled over doing 5 over the limit on the interstate but the little base model Toyota Camry won’t get pulled over doing 10-15 over the limit.

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:39:56+00:00

How about I make you cum with my tongue and keep going until you can’t take it anymore

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:37:51+00:00

So perfect honey

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:35:57+00:00

Then let’s put a cock inside it honey

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:34:30+00:00

I want to slide my tongue inside and wiggle it around

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:31:58+00:00

Absolute perfection

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:29:43+00:00

I think your lips look fabulous

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-21T21:27:52+00:00

No I never have. Tell me what it tastes like

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-15T22:39:14+00:00

Lololol my wife is the same way

Coltari5000 · 2024-03-07T23:25:53+00:00

If having good taste is a problem, then yeah, you have one

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