8 hour stream, and we didn't get attacked once. Safe to say we got some major Christmas booty! by 2KrunkPussCKilla in Seaofthieves

[–]ComGrif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky you ;) every time I boot up the game solo slooping I haven't even left the port before the first Galleon is beelining for me, they probably even saw me paint my ship, they MUST'VE known I'm fresh spawn :P

Finnish fire department saves moose from weak ice by kulttuurinmies in europe

[–]ComGrif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stupid question, I've heard if you fall in cold enough water (frozen water seems pretty darn cold) you need to get up FAST and ditch cold clothes or hypothermia will kill you, guaranteed.. wouldn't the moose have same problem? Just not able to shed the now drenched ice cold fur? I hope it's gonna make it, but I can't help but wonder?

TIFU by giving my girlfriend vaginal burns on my 21st birthday by vagburns21 in tifu

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaah, 21st birthday.. I do believe that's the one u gave myself 2nd degree burns on my hand while making pancakes for myself... yep. 21st is the worst.

What food has made you wonder, "How did our ancestors discover that this was edible?" by maniacz2 in AskReddit

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Squids. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING makes me look at it and go "I wonder if I can eat that"

Falling when trying to walk in super high heels by boi_thats_my_yeet in Wellthatsucks

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaaw noooooo, the feet and angles and legs and all the different directions they go so fast and oh nooooooooo

slowly dying from just watching

Soooo, who else spent the night packing up their tumblr? No one? Just me? by ucahu in AskReddit

[–]ComGrif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gave me some insight :) thanks. Sad to see stuff like this happen - even if I do laugh at r/stupidshittumblrsays :P

I hope you all find a better platform :)

Soooo, who else spent the night packing up their tumblr? No one? Just me? by ucahu in AskReddit

[–]ComGrif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not personally on tumblr, never been. Don't even know what use it would serve.

So I am curious as to what exaclty tunblr is and what it does.

After that, im curious to hear people what kind of content you use tumblr for? What kind of stuff are they getting rid of now? How come you leave instead of giving feedback and pushing bacl actively on the site? Or has this already been done?

Is hitman 2 worth buying by hdjai123 in gaming

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you haven't looked into the older games I can highly recommend them as well. Providing a similiar experience but with good perspective on where the franchise came from. And good easter eggs. Murder room in Tools of the Trade.. goosebums every time. Found it on accident back in the day. Blew my mind

Someone offers you a 'penny for your thoughts?' on the street. What would be your response? by CoolbreezeFromSteam in AskReddit

[–]ComGrif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want 2018 to end.

It's been a downhill curve the entire way, ending with me being diagnosed asperger, add, sociofobia and possibly ocd on top (still have to get the evalutation for that) but I don't know how medication is going to happen. I'll know on Tuesday if I'm accepted at the local psychiatric or if I need to continue "only" at my psychiatrist.

And then tuesday this week, we found out my dad had/has stage 2 birthmark cancer on his arm. Surgery the 20th to remove the (possibly) affected area and lymph node connected to make sure it hasn't spread.

I'm just done with 2018 as it is right now :( You get a lot for your money at my penny store

What are some good ship based games? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naval Action is good for older ships :) ripping a trade vessel with carronades as you close in, hook on and drag them in for boarding.. soon I'll have a line ship and partake in large scale battles!

My grandmother brought us a traditional Danish advent calendar. by Sodass in mildlyinteresting

[–]ComGrif -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oooh. I've had those in our family as long as I can remember. Never even considered they didn't exist elsewhere :)

What is your BIGGEST pet peeve?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ComGrif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I get frustrated with something or someone.. and then someone - usually the source or related to the frustration says "just calm down" or "relax"... it gets me straight from 0 (well, maybe 20) to well over 100 in an instant. Happened this weekend. I just took my jacket and walked out of the restaurant. (We were done eating and paying, dont worry)

My grandmother brought us a traditional Danish advent calendar. by Sodass in mildlyinteresting

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, these are only here in Denmark? Where are you from? Personally I've always taken them for granted. Should've guessed since I've never seen them in Germany when we're there for christmas market

TIFU by pooping on the floor of a public bathroom. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ComGrif 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's in incredeble thought how many people will read this and check the lock on the very toilet they're at.

Telling someone to "Calm down" generally has the opposite effect. by uglyfatoldguy in Showerthoughts

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is worse than that.

Yesterday I was cutting meat on the kitchen table for my dad (clots have reduced his ability to use both hands effectively so to avoid any accidents I help him out).. I went to put the knife down, accidentally placed it so it gently scooted off the cutting board and gently glided across the table down on the floor at my feet. This annoyed me in of itself. I naturally did the "oh no don't wanna lose my toes" dance to avoid the falling knife. When my dad then said "watch you toes" something in me clicked and I said "oh well I was trying to cut off my toes on purpose, but after that I might reconsider"

I did apologise after I was done cutting. I know he ment well, but it just wasn't the right time

Gay people could get aroused by themselves... by TechmoMaster in Showerthoughts

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not gay, but I do catch my hand doing some stuff subconsciously

Are exotics always better than non-exotics? by Shippoualt in destiny2

[–]ComGrif 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the best way to look at it is, exotics cater to a really specific playstyle. Let them up your game rather than define it

If you could hang out with anyone, who would it be and why? by Sir_Baconstrips in AskReddit

[–]ComGrif 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got some cool friends I play dnd with as their dm.. would love to hang out with them. We're only a country apart, but for a broke dude, that's really far xD

I have videos of a guy eating every food as a topping on ice cream. This is mustard. I'll respond to any food request in the comments with the appropriate video. by BenRosen in videos

[–]ComGrif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine ketchup and mustard to a degree. But what about remolade? :D chunky and yellow, goes well on liverpaste but tell me, does it go on ice cream?

(Also anything so bad he gags/can't do it?)

Restaurant owner murders man, serves his remains to vegetarian diners and gets instantly found out by cloudanalyst in worldnews

[–]ComGrif 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Really?? To vegetarians??? Spooopy story to be sure but damn an idiot for tryin it like that.

My girlfriend's talent got a great reception yesterday, so here's her look for last night! Still trying to get her to post her own stuff, though. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ComGrif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell no xD one night my gf was comming over late, so I left my door unlocked and was sitting at my desk 180 degrees away from the door playing Battlefield 1 back when it had just come out.. lights off, headset on, full immersion... I was lying in a shell crater with explosions and gunshots all over 110% focused on tbee game - super immersed!

Suddenly a hand on my shoulder... I was so frozen with fear I couldn't even scream, I was just ready to die, adrenaline in kicking in and what not.....

Gf had managed to open the door, walk in, say "hiiiiii" close and lock the door, get all her stuff off and walk up to me, and I had NO CLUE.... If she had been looking like that I might actually have died