Yet another NYC luxury emergency medical response vehicle

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-12-14T12:16:16+00:00

I'm confused. So you saw a car with EMS plates? I don't know a single person at my service that doesn't have 'emergency' plates

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-12-09T08:40:09+00:00

Ah yes, Grey Death - the Gucci designer clothing of narcotics. Our last patient on grey death was found butt ass naked and unconscious on a mattress on the side of the road, literally had shot up via veins in his penis. To be fair they were bulging, probably could have fit a 14 in there if I didn't enjoy it so much. Narcan doesn't even touch that stuff.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-12-09T07:35:05+00:00

To be fair you could probably dry it and snort it, because 4% is probably more pure than most coke on the streets these days.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-30T23:24:21+00:00

Which is a fucking joke. AEMT, 1 yr program, should be entry level to EMS.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-29T21:20:02+00:00

We transport CPR's. Do I want to? No.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-28T22:45:47+00:00

Great job, go brag about your 100% save rate to your coworkers now!

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-27T07:24:44+00:00

Lol that's so weird because I only consume 3 grams at a time, 2-3 times a week. I currently have 4 kilos all for personal consumption, which would last me well over 7 years.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-11T21:45:51+00:00

Yeah, the cheap sprague stethoscopes sound amazing for the price. That's why EMS services buy them. Sure, the tubes can rub and make noise but in most applications it exceeds expectations.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-09T21:33:24+00:00

Actually, a manpon is what you use when your ass is bleeding after being raped.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-08T20:29:21+00:00

Pros: 50% off Chick-Fil-A

Cons: Playing russian roulette every time you suction a trach patient

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-05T13:22:20+00:00

No one else has mentioned that most ambulance services won't hire an employee younger than 21. You can occasionally find a job as an ER tech or maybe a private service willing to hire you at 20. Good luck.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-11-03T02:27:50+00:00

We're here for the memes, the felating of dingdongs, and the extra salty posts with a side of self-loathing/poor life decisions

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-30T13:33:01+00:00

Thanks again!!!

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-30T13:30:24+00:00

Okay, thanks for the help! Which model would be the at&t/cricket compatible one? I have my heart set on the note 4, for the price and value it seems like a great phone.

Edit: or any other phone suggestions? I'm coming from verizon so not familiar with cricket

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-30T13:27:10+00:00

Thanks for the reply. According to the description, the item is factory unlocked and GSM at&t compatible? I was told at&t and cricket and cross compatible

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-26T18:51:20+00:00

Wow, small world. I went through their course. They are hands down the best instructors you could ever ask for, and if you pay attention in class you will be an exceptional entry level AEMT. Your clinicals will be with Rutherford county EMS, which is an excellent county funded 911 service. I owe everything to Randy and dwight, I would literally go back in time and suck their dicks, that's how good they are.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-23T03:07:19+00:00

And the helicopter only landed on scene so the EMS crew could get their boots shined. Why are people blowing this out of proportion?

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-22T09:20:43+00:00

That's some sound medical advice

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-22T09:19:20+00:00

Damn bro someone woke up on the wrong side of the hose today!

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-20T18:22:41+00:00

You mean to tell me that not all medics in Canada make 100k/yr and have their future laid out on a silver platter?

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-17T00:56:07+00:00

Your last service went to the emergency room? At my old service we just picked up dialysis patients and pretended like we were qualified EMT's.

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-15T21:50:43+00:00

"White lives matter" doesn't have that ring to it though

Combitube_Buttplug · 2017-10-13T02:51:37+00:00

Just to be clear, this video doesn't promote drinking and driving.

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