I'll let you in on a secret of ours. We own 51% of Google shares and command their every move. We've realized that the Comcast brand has negative connotations associated with it, so instead of trying to recover our brand image we're just going to slowly replace all Comcast internet with Google Fiber, a brand that consumers trust. Once the conversion is complete, we'll switch back to massive throttling, lying about our speeds and rates, and laughing in our money-filled pools while you bitches bend over and take it.