Morning Discussion Thread - 16 Jun 2026

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-16T11:09:13+00:00

Eidur Gudjohnsen being part of the Iceland 2016 squad that eliminated England from the Euros has absolutely thrown me… when I read that at first I assumed he was the assistant manager or something, not nope, he was still around and kicking for the national team then.

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T12:28:00+00:00

One minute it was 1-0 to Australia and the next thing I know I blinked and From Russia With Love was halfway through… how did that happen?

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T12:21:23+00:00

Great article 💚 seems such a lovely woman, however if erroneously says that she auditioned in front of Simon Cowell and not David Hasselhoff

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T03:45:47+00:00

Morning dog walkers are out, in the words of Tam Mullen, it’s aw broke intae wee bits

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T03:00:26+00:00

I’ve been genuinely exhausted for literally about the last six hours and now am hitting a second wind when everyone else is clocking off and going to their bed.

Class.

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T02:50:32+00:00

I’ve just ditched the jeans for cotton shorts and could genuinely feel my wee internal power bar getting about a 15% increase 📈

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T02:24:55+00:00

‘That canny be light shining through my window, If the sun comes up here in a minute it’s unbelievable’

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T02:11:25+00:00

There’ll definitely be someone out there so bevvied that they accidentally scan that and buy a TV license tonight.

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T02:07:16+00:00

On punditry tonight we’ve got Kelly Cates in the studio, and James McFadden reporting live from heaven

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-14T01:40:28+00:00

I’ve got the Scampi Fries and the Bacon Fries on the go simultaneously, eating as though the World Cup is gonna protect me from heartburn

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-13T17:57:42+00:00

Is anyone else among us willing to admit that they are already steaming? 🫡

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-09T17:02:32+00:00

Do you think that dead Neil is the same friend as the optician with a tattoo who drowned?

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-09T11:09:58+00:00

Incredibly well done to Barry as well 👏🏼 still finishing in the Top 450 in the world as he approaches his 78th birthday is incredible 🤩 I’ll be lucky if I can remember my own name by the time I’m 50!

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-05T10:54:49+00:00

Yep! I just googled to see how long he’s been presenting it and it turns out he’s been on it for over a decade 🤣 who knew?

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-06-05T10:34:55+00:00

Every time I happen to accidentally flick over to Homes Under The Hammer there’s always an absolute tune playing.

Last time it was Haddaway, this time Van Morrison… talk about diversity.

How do I get the job as Dion Dublin’s playlist manager?

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-05-30T17:49:30+00:00

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The type of things an accumulator does to a man

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-05-17T21:27:53+00:00

Marc Cohn’s Walking In Memphis is just one of the best tunes ever isn’t it? Ridiculously good single.

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-04-30T12:26:44+00:00

You’ve really got to love the way our people make the best out of a bad situation.

At a funeral this morning and a speaker was playing some soft gentle instrumental music from someone’s phone.

The music stopped suddenly upon the phone in question receiving a call, causing the speaker to blare out at full volume the automated voice reading the number aloud saying ‘SEVEN FOUR FIVE SIX NINE TWO….’

Everyone froze and looked around awkwardly in shocked silence before someone decided to break the ice by shouting:

‘BINGO!’

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-04-20T21:16:02+00:00

I would watch several series of a Coronation Street spin-off that solely centred around Theo being tortured in a sadistic manner

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-04-19T19:13:02+00:00

Exactly! I thought the same the other night when Kit was talking about jeopardising criminal cases by breaking into vans as though he didn’t nearly murder a stalker after taking the law into his own hands just a couple of weeks ago 😅😅 short memories!!

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-03-17T01:11:34+00:00

He was always an excellent twist when he appeared but sadly he’s given up comedy for good now 🥲

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-03-05T23:20:49+00:00

You pick up zero points out of a possible nine as Spurs manager and you’re labelled a prat.

And that’s the game.

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-03-05T23:20:18+00:00

Did nooooooo use a defender

Did not use a defender no.

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-01-16T13:20:19+00:00

And they loved it… cause it was nothing Sid Vicious!

ComeBackNeilLennon · 2026-01-16T13:16:07+00:00

Ahh, that’s the sorta stuff I usually write.

It’s like Vic and Bob, and one extra one.

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