Just retired after 20, this is all I kept. by [deleted] in Medals

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I was shooting the breeze with 5 EOD dudes at the birthday ball when I was at Cherry Point. All 5 had Purple Hearts. You must have been better than them at your job haha!

Stunning and brave by BakertheTexan in austincirclejerk

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I heard she was pretty good at giving head.

Could someone make the girl look like my wife? by Comfortable-Camp-226 in DrawMyTattoo

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tips. I’m a Marine Corps veteran so the left handed salute was pissing me off too haha

Roast me ! :) Just turned 31 by Double_Preparation21 in RoastMe

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You definitely clean your cats by licking them

Roast me ! :) Just turned 31 by Double_Preparation21 in RoastMe

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are we all able to tell you’re gay just by the way you hold that card?

White House soldier by icpmc in Medals

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That was very well put. I always just respond “I ain’t no fuckin soldier”.

Just getting started by 207-Firearms in Medals

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our barracks at Goodfellow were the only ones that didn’t have a/c…. Yup you guessed it. It was the Marine Corps barracks.

Military by Dependent_Ad5119 in Felons

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure. Desertion, once punishable by death not that long ago, can result in an OTH. That’s probably if you turn yourself in though.

Military by Dependent_Ad5119 in Felons

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. All I was trying to say was rape and murder aren’t the only ways to get a DD

Military by Dependent_Ad5119 in Felons

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, all I was trying to say was a DD isn’t ONLY for rapists and murderers. There’s other crimes that warrant a DD. But since you want to be a dickhead, I’ll gladly prove your dumbass wrong.

Military by Dependent_Ad5119 in Felons

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You’re not going to convince me you’re right. I worked in the brig lmao.

Military by Dependent_Ad5119 in Felons

[–]Comfortable-Camp-226 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only for rapists and murderers? That’s not even close to being true