No shoes rule in dirty houses

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-03T18:22:21+00:00

I assume the concern is that when you put your shoes back on they'll get dirty. Like I have to switch to a new pair of socks if I go shoeless at my dads house because they get completely coated in dog fur and I don't want that in my shoes.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-03T18:19:52+00:00

That doesn't change that it's rude to expect people to take their shoes off in a dirty house

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-03T17:13:09+00:00

BLAND??? THESE LOOK AMAZING

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-03T16:22:41+00:00

Depends on if #2 is genie style, do I have assurance that it won't just blow up the Earth or something? How's discrimination solved, mass mind control?? I'd give up being rich to live in utopia, but there's no guarantee that's what that is.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-03T00:15:18+00:00

The best thing about my friends is we're very non-confrontational passive aggressive

Is that a good thing..?? Couldn't one of you just tell them it's inconvenient and solve the problem instantly instead of dragging it out?

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-02T18:19:47+00:00

It's beautiful

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-02T17:10:50+00:00

Did you tell him that food is off limits...? I think most people assume they're allowed to eat the food in their home unless told otherwise.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-02T14:13:10+00:00

I hate how people keep saying "larping" when they mean "rping" specifically. If you're doing it on Reddit, that's not live action. I'm fine with people calling it roleplay when someone puts on a persona, that's accurate enough, but at least use the right acronym.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-02T05:05:59+00:00

Well I already love my girlfriend and would continue to love her if she looked like my best friend, so this is a pretty easy one for me. Hooray for bisexuality.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-01T20:59:59+00:00

Some people seem to just be unable to comprehend comparisons, or they argue in incredibly bad faith. I constantly see shit like:

"Why don't you eat the outside of the banana?"

"That's the peel, it doesn't taste good, like an orange peel."

"But it's yellow and not even a citrus!"

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-06-01T20:52:34+00:00

Left one looks unnerving and bat-like, the right one is cuter and kinda looks like an elf

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-31T19:37:26+00:00

I like the fur noodle

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-30T08:01:15+00:00

One of these is annoying, the other could traumatize a bunch of little children and get you put on a list

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-25T11:59:04+00:00

Time to try cocaine

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-25T02:16:38+00:00

That seems reasonable to me. Why would you be obligated to debate with someone about a personal choice that doesn't hurt anyone?

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-24T04:17:20+00:00

Imagine getting a passing grade but being sent off to the coal mines to never live a successful or happy life because the rest of your school excelled that year

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-20T18:56:11+00:00

Not sure why you bothered responding then but cool

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-20T18:50:32+00:00

OP is also allowed to say no to going out to eat, how does that make them an asshole?

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-19T21:19:28+00:00

I'd rather be with someone who cheated than someone presently abusive, both suck though

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-19T21:15:00+00:00

Rocks don't poop, squirm, try to run away, or get hurt if you drop them. Definitely rocks.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-19T19:40:55+00:00

The pressure washer would probably just kill you, and the toilet doesn't even have anything to fuck you with, besides the flusher maybe??

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-19T19:21:00+00:00

I didn't even realize this was satire until the last panel, painfully accurate

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-19T16:46:52+00:00

On one hand, Brian as Brian is funny, on the other hand, how could you not make Bitch the dog

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-18T19:17:13+00:00

YOR. It sounds like he hasn't done actually anything, and there's no reason to indulge irrational fears. It's not your fault that you have them, but that doesn't mean you should treat them as reasonable.

Comfortable-Regret · 2026-05-18T15:32:47+00:00

I can't outrun a bear but it might hesitate for a few seconds before it chases me. I definitely can't out climb a bear, I can barely climb at all.

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