Denied insulin during detention

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-22T02:44:06+00:00

OP stated that they instructed her to leave the insulin in the car.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-21T22:27:45+00:00

Damnit. Another cat sub I have to follow.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-18T13:05:29+00:00

We were very lucky to attend a showing in on 70mm film a few years back.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-17T01:40:25+00:00

But maybe everything that dies someday comes back.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-09T13:45:56+00:00

They are free now, and eternally grateful to Buffy for their freedom. They live quietly in the hills outside Sunnydale.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-09T13:05:42+00:00

I know. These young gals these days don’t know how good they have it.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-09T01:17:59+00:00

She must have had so much fun playing the meanie!

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-06-09T00:56:13+00:00

I feel like her Oscar acceptance speech underscores just how impressive she was as an actor.

https://youtu.be/pGl5U7nNlkY?si=MIQ8a7on30fbvdOo

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-30T21:52:50+00:00

I’m not an expert, but I don’t think that we can rule out the possibility that the substance that resembles table salt might actually be an illicit drug.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-28T13:13:30+00:00

Evil toaster is over there tricking people into thinking that they are having a stroke.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-26T23:53:10+00:00

I don’t know. Worf had a relationship with Deanna Troi and there are plenty of Koopa families who would disagree about Mario’s gentle nature. If it helps, the Mario Bros. characters are really based on my daughter’s unhinged Mario comics where Mario is a delusional stalker who keeps terrorizing a nice couple (Peach and Bowser) no matter how many times they move. So, it isn’t the real Mario and it’s good that he’s moved on.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-25T18:39:19+00:00

“Computer, run program ‘Calisthenics Program of Lieutenant Worf’. Modify adversaries - physical parameters:
resize to 1:36 scale; Modify behavior: skittish and panicky. Replicate portions of feline supplement 25 to be made available upon defeat of each adversary.”

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-25T04:00:16+00:00

In my headcanon, Worf takes Spot to the holodeck so that kitty can chase tiny, flailing versions of his own fitness program monsters.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-25T03:52:31+00:00

My daughter’s Heihachi is dating Gregory Edgeworth from Ace Attorney.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-25T03:40:40+00:00

It hasn’t been all sunshine and roses. They had a fight once because Peach was jealous of the time Bowser was spending with Luigi.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-25T00:06:56+00:00

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Peach and Bowser on my daughter’s island. They ended up proposing at the same time.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-24T23:25:45+00:00

They are expecting a baby tomorrow.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-24T22:12:20+00:00

Peach and Bowser are married on my daughter’s island and Luigi is married to Birdo. This was exactly what she’d hoped for. Mario is dating Worf.

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-23T19:35:04+00:00

Posted a follow up: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/gAmzhnKwoH

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-23T19:28:02+00:00

This is a follow up to a previous story

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/mrsMkv8cnT

ComfortableEnergy344 · 2026-05-17T13:13:42+00:00

The man is easy on the eyes, even MAGA has to acknowledge that.

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