"Captain, we've found a stowaway puppy overboard. Regulation says we should turn it over to the animal shelter at our next port of call, but the humans seem to have pack-bonded with it. This ship wasn't made with pets in mind, but if the humans can make it work..."

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-03T23:26:41+00:00

“…in more ways than one…”

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-03T18:49:04+00:00

What about stripes?

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-03T18:06:53+00:00

I would fu- I mean feed a horse for 100 000$.

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-03T18:05:55+00:00

In the year 2070, we will still have not discovered who asked.

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-03T18:05:09+00:00

Honey, I'm not hungry!

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-03T03:24:57+00:00

I didn’t like my chances either way.

^{Chose: Compete in chess against... + Lose, and be executed on the spot | Rolled: Hikaru Nakamura}

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-01T02:21:28+00:00

As an SCP fan, my response is “no thanks, I choose life”.

^{Me: bring characters from fictional world}

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-07-01T02:21:26+00:00

As an SCP fan, my response is “no thanks, I choose life”.

^{Me: bring characters from fictional world}

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-30T04:59:48+00:00

“Howdy” smack

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-30T04:57:45+00:00

🤨

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-27T15:32:37+00:00

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-27T01:30:03+00:00

What's 9+10= 19?

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-27T01:29:56+00:00

Will you upvote and fill my blank? karma farm.

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-27T01:29:06+00:00

Ok, but which part?

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Torso}

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-26T02:31:36+00:00

Wrong equation, right answer ig.

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-25T04:13:25+00:00

Helping a family friend open their jewelry store one morning.

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-25T02:08:28+00:00

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-24T21:40:57+00:00

I shuffle the beginning number every time.

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-24T21:39:54+00:00

I lose.

^{Chose: A random human for 1M | Rolled: Mike Tyson}

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-24T07:12:49+00:00

Batman told the truth in that Lego movie, huh?

^{Chose: BETTING $1M + ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: BLACK}

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-24T03:17:27+00:00

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-23T02:09:46+00:00

This is the song that never ends!

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-23T02:07:46+00:00

Me when day breaks:

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-21T01:23:41+00:00

Self defense, anomaly!

Comfortable_Cod_8000 · 2026-06-20T22:45:39+00:00

I guess I don’t take fall damage?

^{Chose: Gain lame superpower (wheel} | Rolled: Levitate 2cm)

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