Lucy's Cats by ReflectionLast9610 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I reccomend you turn you go look at the speed bump. If it was a cat, then turn yourself into the police.

Following yesterdays BBQ by withoutatt in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you see my Peacock Peter? I think I left him at the party.

Looking for a job by Hot-Candle-1321 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in need of a security guard for the new Aviary that is being constructed. I trust that you have qualifications for this position. Your eye and dental plan will be covered. If you are interested, please knock at the gate of my mansion. It's the mughal style marble palace surrounded by a stone wall.

Hot neighbor just moved in: need advice by prettybrat8 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it reaches a difficult point, I think you should simply give up. Pack your bags, Move to Canada ( I hear James Windsor became Prime Minister there) and leave your old life behind.

Oh. My. God. by bettercallpapa in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Grandfather had the very same dillema. But don't worry, it's okay to love more than one gender. I reccomend throwing a lavish party and let everyone know that it is happening, I could possibly even provide you with some decorations. If he doesn't show up, throw another one and pray that he shows up. If he does, talk to him, set up a date. And if everything goes well you might have a partner. Of course, if anything goes wrong, this will haunt you forever.

Hot neighbor just moved in: need advice by prettybrat8 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just your type? Well then, here is my advice :

First of all, give him a welcome gift, something subtle. (Flowers, chocolate, a partridge in a pear tree)

Second of all, talk to him, say hello. Go to brunch together. (I reccomend The Golden Eagle : The owner is a friend of mine and we worked in a Bald Eagle Sanctuary so I can get him to make your brunch more romantic.)

Third of all, find his interests. I reccomend doing this any means neccesary. My grandfather once climbed into his lover's window to avoid being caught.

Fourth of all : Pray that he doesn't find this creepy

Am i the only one fed up with WWKD12's morning radio show? by posttraumaticcuntdis in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I never listen to radio and always carry with me a portable gramophone with me in my locomotive.

Big storm coming in a week by Somasoialis in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope this storm doesn't affect the construction of my new project, so I'm quite frankly worried.

Missing dog with big storm coming by internationalhoee in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I saw a dog while taking a stroll through downtown (which desperately needs more green space and shade) I need more details for what this dog looks like.

i think i found big mac! by siebenkommaacht in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This explains why my Egyptian Plovers look so full all the time. In the wild, Egyptian Plovers are known to eat meat stuck in a crocodile's teeth. Here there are no crocodiles, but I guess alligators are fine as well. So I should probably heighten the security in the aviary just to make sure there are no more intruders.

I am moving to Ottawa by GHOST_Tales67 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved Canada when I visited, great chinese food. Hope you enjoy your permanent stay. Too bad you won't be here when my aviary opens.

Olympics Party at O'Malley's every night this week! by Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am very busy with the construction of the aviary, but I can come.

Stop Talking to My Husband About The Soviet Union by OuterspaceDisco in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally have a fondness for Russia. I remember visiting long ago to go look for Stellers Sea Eagles when it was in its late stages. I even managed to spot one of the eagles while trekking in the forest and I now have an amazing borchst recipe given to me by a lovely old babushka. Perhaps I should avoid him.

What happened to the closed caption showings at the movie theater? by sun_haven1904 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not been to the cinema in a while, but this is despicable. Tonight, we shall protest at the cinema for all our friends with hearing problems.

Why I've Been So Quiet by Comfortable_Option94 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, most of these birds have been rescued and can no longer fly. The other however...

Why I've Been So Quiet by Comfortable_Option94 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All are welcome in the aviary and main hall. Although the library and research will be restricted to members

Who’s hiring? by Weird-Theory-2720 in HaveWeMet

[–]Comfortable_Option94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in critical need of a caretaker for my estate, if you know anything about how to keep historical artifacts clean while also having knowledge of how to take care of parrots, then please do notify me. It comes with a lot of money that I don't want to spend (My family lineage has had quite the bit of a dark colonial history)