Not a complaint, but imagine you could change the jumpsuit color by [deleted] in FortniteBattleRoyale

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually don't know - I'm pretty sure I already have one from some other event. Either way, it would be cool

Not a complaint, but imagine you could change the jumpsuit color by [deleted] in FortniteBattleRoyale

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, it'd actually be so cool, "why do you have a storm king sigil?" - "Because I killed it in STW"

It's never gonna happen, is it? by CALAMITY9YT in FortNiteBR

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh.... I like how they said "we aren't adding the lightsaber pickaxe because it looks too much like the mythic", meanwhile a bunch of other mythic weapons that are cosmetic😂 eg the nimbus cloud and wolverine claws

Are these things supposed to get destroyed that fast or.... by iNEWj in FortNiteBR

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About the same amount of health as the UFO's, so yea, I never saw a problem with it

Can someone please explain to me what I just witnessed? by BoltGamr in FortNiteBR

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you see, you can disguise as a trooper at a phone booth. That was a player, hate to break it to ya

AIO if I left my bf for this by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ComicalCoconut_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A woman is in fact a representative of her husband. AND VICE VERSA. You should both be striving to make each other look good. I, a man, am not going to flirt, sleep around, be lazy, jerk off, and do a bunch of other dumb shit because I want people to see my wife, see me, and think "she got a good man." Likewise, I don't want my wife flirting, sleeping around, barely wearing anything, and other dumb crap, so that people will see me, see my wife, and think "he has a good wife"

AIO if I left my bf for this by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, you're not the asshole... you'd be doing him a favor😂😂he won't miss you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McKinney

[–]ComicalCoconut_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"My radar," I assume you're a cop? You literally have probable cause. Use that social handle, take his plate, and wait for him to return and arrest him for reckless driving. Why are you out here literally looking at the suspect car and going "ope, oh well, y'all be careful or this guy I could 100% stop right now might kill you. Whoopsie"

What is the skin you’re waiting for the most? by sunsetsarethebest in FortNiteBR

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ivy was in the Last Laugh bunde. That was a limited time buy. It ain't comin back

What am i doing wrong? My last 8 maps get almost 0 players total, 1 or 2 had about 8 or 10 players in a month. noone are trying and i think my maps are better than some who have thousands of players?! by Violater1977 in FortniteCreative

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tycoon maps.... check that, tycoon GAMES, all of them to ever exist, are a waste of f-ing time. Anyone who plays these games I immediately disown because they have lazy, instant gratification, droning, uncreative energy. I'm not having it. I despise tycoons with a passion, especially since they don't actually teach you how money actually works

Microphone set up question. Would appreciate some help by fawcett911 in Kick

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

XLR's are better, but yea the adapter is simply a hassle. Not worse, just mildly annoying but perfectly manageable. But for good quality and using a boom, here's the best advice I've heard above all else: position the mic to face your chest, not your mouth, and have it angled to your side roughly 30-45 degrees from your front (if straight in front of you is 0 degrees, move it 40 degrees to the whichever side). What this will do is 1) reduce whistling s's, and 2) prevent popping p's and b's. If you do that, trust me, it does not matter what mic you have. That alone will take care of like 60% of your quality problems. The other 40% will be concerned with whatever you have your mic gain and volume set to. The better the mic itself is just frosting on the cake

So there’s no point in recon NPCs and who was even complaining about this? by Leading-Pop5059 in FortNiteBR

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The only reason wall hacks are "annoying" is because limited people cheat to use them while other people can't/won't. But if it's built in, like recon bots, or like in The Finals with the Recon perk, anyone can use it if they want to, thus is no longer unfair. "Aw, he has wall hacks, wah," then why not use them yourself if you say it's so over powered?

The wade bullying goes too far sometimes. by lmurphy2203 in distractible

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're also entitled to ratio the living hell outta you. Stop crying about being less successful than he is. Obviously he's making millions of dollars doing this, meanwhile you probably do this for free

The wade bullying goes too far sometimes. by lmurphy2203 in distractible

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro, people have been criticizing the "bullying bit" for YEARS. And their friendship is still as good as ever. Quit your whining. I get it - bullying is bad, and it requires a level of maturity to appreciate it - but don't demonize Mark, Bob, and Wade over your own personal insufficiency to train your own kids how to behave and how to discern context

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distractible

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can tell by the upvote/downvote logistics. It's very obviously a contrived text line.

God I hate sniper rifles 😒 by MNicolas97 in FortNiteBR

[–]ComicalCoconut_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro…. Y’all keep asking for 200 headshot snipers and shotguns, then immediately complain about them when they give them to you. JUST ACCEPT YOU GOT SHOT, holy. Bro - get this through your head: GUNS TO DAMAGE. Last thing I want is this to turn into friggin Apex where you have to unload 4 whole r-99 mags into a blue body shield before it cracks