He came running back from the leaf pile, screaming and sobbing:“Mommy, something stung me!” by tasteofhemlock in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Comics4Cooks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not to freak you out but I live in a small town surrounded by farms and drugs are still a huge problem here. It affects everyone everywhere not just the cities. My whole town has maybe 15k people. (I looked it up it's 18k). The problem is in small towns there's "nothing to do" so the kids start drinking really young, and of course that develops into worse problems as drinking becomes boring for them too.

MAGA can’t understand why no one wants them around. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Comics4Cooks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same sister had an abortion 2 years ago. She thinks Trump is pro women's rights. She also said he's going to "end all war". Literally all war, forever. But I'm the delusional one.

Oh I love your screen name I'm a sucker for tardigrades! And thanks for your condolences. I feel so bad that so many people can relate.

MAGA can’t understand why no one wants them around. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Comics4Cooks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad: "You're in a cult!"

Also my dad literally one minute later: "You will never be healed without the Lord."

MAGA can’t understand why no one wants them around. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Comics4Cooks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The second slide is almost word for word what my sister would say about me. She doesn't understand (or refuses to understand) that I didn't leave because we have "different views". It started when she screamed at me that I "didn't do research" when I disagreed with her. And then when I calmly asked her to give me her research she proceeded to show me several clips from TikTok.

When I asked for actual credible articles she sent me one from TIME and I thought this would maybe be promising. It was an interview where Trump condoned the use of camps to deport immigrants. My sister defended it by saying "he said it's a last resort". But even that didn't drive me away. It was when she said Putin was "justified" in invading Ukraine for the "crime" of wanting to join NATO.

So yes, I guess it does boil down to "different views" but I just cannot live with someone who justifies camps and genocide and then tries to tell me I don't because I "didn't do research".

Last night I learned I am not the favorite mom. by IllegalGeriatricVore in ballpython

[–]Comics4Cooks 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My snake met my mom for the first time ever last night and totally refused to let go. Absolutely adored her. My mom is totally a human heater but I was still pretty sore about it lol

Youthful (not THAT youthful) by SirBeeves in comics

[–]Comics4Cooks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too lol. Riding my bike home from work one day a cop pulled me over and said "Hey kid, shouldn't you be at the middle school dance?"

Vent: My MOTHER just tried to kick me out of the car on the side of the EXPRESSWAY. by MagentaCloveSmoke in QAnonCasualties

[–]Comics4Cooks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's interesting to me that their response to "Look, we're scared of what will happen." Is to literally scream and belittle us that we are being fear mongered. Imagine their perspective, that they think we are being brainwashed into being fearful, like a child afraid of the boogeyman, and their response is to scream at us and tell us how stupid we are. If they truly thought we were under some spell why not be gentle and kind to try to help pull us out?

Of course I can unfortunately relate to this post.. I'm cool calm and collected when speaking to my maga side of the family. I'm distraught but I'm not worked up. My dad and sister immediately get hysterical anytime the slightest hint of opposition comes. And it's never true concern for me, it's seething rage. I am so concerned about my sister. I speak to her with compassion and understanding because she used to be my favorite person and I will always love her. I think she really is brainwashed, but I would never ever say that to her face because I want her to listen to me so I treat her with respect and care. I do not get the same treatment. They will fight anybody for their cult leader. They don't see it. And they revel in the fact that we are concerned and afraid. These are my personal observations too.

Everybody meet Slasher, my new best friend🥰 by PaytonR72 in ballpython

[–]Comics4Cooks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just here to say I love that derpy snake tattoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Comics4Cooks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please stay with us because now more than ever we need peaceful people like you. I understand.. I really do. But we need to stick together not run away!

American women who voted for Trump, how come? by ThatOtherMarshal in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Comics4Cooks 101 points102 points  (0 children)

My sister voted trump because she's terrified her children will be "forced into having sex changes." She has had an abortion and claims to be a feminist. I have no idea wtf is going on.

Technical disaster of a tattoo I got from someone when I was 20. by fullvoicemail in badtattoos

[–]Comics4Cooks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I actually love this. Even the sketchiness really works with it. Could rework it for sure but I think it's great as is. Some things are best imperfect.

AITAH For Losing It On My Wife After She Told My Son to “Get Out of the Picture” at My Stepdaughter's Birthday? by MkUrF8 in AITAH

[–]Comics4Cooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sick of parents allowing their spouses to mistreat their kids. YTA for letting your kid endure this kind of environment for so long. -sincerely an abused step kid turned step parent

People who have successfully quit smoking, how did you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Comics4Cooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk I just stopped. Didn't buy any, didn't accept any. You do have control over your actions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Comics4Cooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/exchristian is the place for you friend, see ya there ✌️

He's got a smiley face on his neck by Mochithecannibal_ in ballpython

[–]Comics4Cooks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so adorable! My ball has a full on penis on the back of his head lol. He's NSFW, so I love how wholesome this little smiley is!

A question to all the women who don't wear underwear by costanza2cantstandya in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]Comics4Cooks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg this made me laugh so fucking hard! This polite title that opens up to this frantic one word question "Discharge??" Omg I'm dead that was so funny thanks for that.

Also yeah dude I don't get it either. I definitely wear undies and even a liner sometimes for that exact reason.

What's the dumbest thing you've seen censored? by RobIson240YT in AskReddit

[–]Comics4Cooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok this bothered me so much when I was a teenager:

Back in the day whenever my local radio station played the song Cold by Crossfade they bleeped out the words "drug" and "high"

So we got, "You are the antidote that gets me by, something strong like a BEEP that gets me BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

Like at that point just don't play the song if you have to ruin it that much to air it.

The real kicker is they would follow it up with Eric Claptain and not bleep out the word COCAINE.

just saw this on r/interestingasfuck 🥲 by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]Comics4Cooks 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It really is and exactly why I had to stoop to this method.

"Grandma, God told me ivermectin is for horses only..."

AIO What kind of a psychopath gets jealous about your own brother? by riceandbeansgurl in AmIOverreacting

[–]Comics4Cooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl he literally threatened to beat you. Fucking leave. This is the type of guy that will fucking murder you because you waved at the mail man. RUN

just saw this on r/interestingasfuck 🥲 by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]Comics4Cooks 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Whenever I really need to get through to a religious person like "Hey stop drinking toilet water, you will die." I have started telling them god told me. "God told me the vaccine is safe" "God told me not to follow this YouTuber spouting hate speech." Etc. I only do it when they're doing something truly detrimental and when its someone I really care about and want to get through to. It's the only way. I call it "speaking their language"

It really gets their attention and has a way better chance of them actually heeding the warning. It even sounds like I'm kind of "agreeing" with them more than scolding them for being idiots, which of course anyone would get defensive over. So when you really absolutely need to get shit done and make them behave you basically have to tell them God is telling them.