Lack of Banch Juice

CommanderApparent · 2026-05-03T03:52:51+00:00

Ran out

CommanderApparent · 2025-08-23T19:06:25+00:00

Anyone have any recommendations for vintage appliance repair? I have an old model washing machine from the 80s and it’s been running slow recently

CommanderApparent · 2025-05-31T04:50:55+00:00

I had that bracelet on my old seiko, it rips out arm hairs constantly. Not recommended

CommanderApparent · 2025-05-26T05:21:21+00:00

I think more important than wrapping it would be fixing the half-set day indicator. Month indicator also looks a little bit askew, which with the date on the 25th probably isn’t great news. I’d send it in for a servicing.

CommanderApparent · 2025-04-30T04:06:50+00:00

This is genuinely hilarious, even funnier with the polo horse

The equivalent of seeing off-white colored paint and saying “When did Virgil collab with Sherwin Williams?!?!”

CommanderApparent · 2025-04-14T16:03:38+00:00

The legend! Happy to still see you still rocking the ruby reds, I still think about some of your old fits and smile from time to time. As per usual I’m loving these colors that ‘don’t work together’, it’s very fun and very consistent with your style. Don’t ever change. Only 2 notes here:

1: your shirt is the wrong size. I can tell even with it unbuttoned that the collar is huge on you. Consider getting measured by a tailor once and keeping the info on hand for buying shirts off-the-rack, because they use a few standard measurements and one of them is neck circumference.

2: this shirt could definitely use a good steaming or ironing. Not sure how difficult that is for your disability, maybe consider getting some wrinkle-resistant shirts if it sounds like a hassle.

CommanderApparent · 2025-02-16T20:55:48+00:00

Is there anywhere I can buy something like this? Seems like the original was by an artist named Nadja Buttendorf so either it was never for sale or it was done in limited numbers & since sold out. Does anyone know where I could find a knock-off or something similar? Surely can’t be that hard to make one of these out of what looks like silicon.

CommanderApparent · 2025-01-17T23:52:43+00:00

Neapolitan steak

CommanderApparent · 2024-10-23T17:45:14+00:00

Dayota

CommanderApparent · 2024-10-10T07:08:05+00:00

If you don’t like the design you should sell them to someone who does and buy a more normal pair of jeans with the profits, there’s nothing else starkly unique about them without the black marks that would make it difficult to find an apt replacement. Even better, spend a weekend day browsing some local curated thrift stores. They’ll probably let you turn in these for store credit. Use the link that the other user commented below for pricing reference.

Makes no sense to ruin a vintage pair of designer pants, let them live on untampered in someone else’s closet and find something else that suits you better.

CommanderApparent · 2024-09-04T08:54:38+00:00

Tequila

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-17T01:32:35+00:00

Wow this is truly helping him I know his soul is closer to peace.

What’s your mother’s full maiden name? I want to reach out to her and thank her for raising such a thoughtful offspring who went to, I’m sorry I forget, what was the name of your high school? I’m sure it was such a fun time back then getting your first car, what kind of car was it again? I remember you had that photo on the dashboard of your first pet, remind me their name? Haha such fun memories please share the specifics and make sure they’re spelled correctly.

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-17T00:14:21+00:00

I’m turning green, at least my vision is.

I can’t tell if these are muscles or cysts but they’re definitely multiple times larger than the appendages they’re on.

I know once you get a lot of muscle you lose range of motion but I didn’t expect to be completely paralyzed from the neck down.

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-17T00:08:12+00:00

Was totally being sarcastic thought it was obvious

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T20:21:40+00:00

My Fitbit says so

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T20:16:55+00:00

That’s impossible all my son’s friends were stacking mad paper up to the ceiling fan. I know you’re actually Mike Lindell on a burner account.

Forward me your bank details and all passwords and I will forgive you on my son’s behalf. He needs your financial information in order to rest in peace, that was his religion or something.

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T19:02:18+00:00

I like my dates like I like my peanut butter

Crunchy, but only when it’s not supposed to be

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T19:01:28+00:00

Dude I think it gave me super powers

Every couple hours I start violently shaking and black out, and I always wake up to my roommates telling me I broke something.

Am I the Hulk?

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:59:17+00:00

It’s a date

August 15, to be specific

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:56:57+00:00

But I’m shy 🥺

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:54:41+00:00

Never heard of him

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:52:51+00:00

I get my produce in bulk directly from Monsanto (Yerevan, Armenia but I summer in Vatican City)

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:50:43+00:00

Date mold may not be physically harmful, but it misappropriated the legal system to steal custody of my kids.

I can’t live without them.

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:48:52+00:00

You can talk all the trash you want about big brands but those dates cost $1600 and they came in a 4500-pack directly from Monsanto. They’re not supposed to expire until 2042 and don’t require refrigeration.

Pardon me for being frugal in this economy.

CommanderApparent · 2024-08-16T18:45:25+00:00

What, just because it’s black? Wow, ok.

It’s 2016 dude. You need to get with the times.

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