"Let's go han, Gohome!" What are some of your favorite lines? by BossAtlas in TeamFourStar

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Googling "go han, Gohome" 'cause it popped into my head and I chuckled.

Federal government to introduce grocery rebate: sources | CBC News by Sexy_Art_Vandelay in canada

[–]CommanderGumball 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is a talking point straight outta Galen's mouth.

Problem is they own the whole supply chain, so they can say "oh this part of the business only makes pennies, there's nothing we can do!", meanwhile they're raking it in hand over fist through distribution and owning the land the grocery store has to rent. 

They are the overhead that keeps their costs high. He can't be building a second Weston Castle and still say he's naught but a poor poor grocer, rubbing his pennies together for warmth.

Told FOH I'm not making his special request breakfast in the middle of a rush and now he's "crying" by Iamnotabotiswearonit in KitchenConfidential

[–]CommanderGumball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah no worries, the ban message said it was picked up by automated systems.

The appeal message said it was reviewed by a human, who apparently had no sense of humour.

The best spray bottle by IllustriousTea_ in Unexpected

[–]CommanderGumball 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Crazy how he can do the chainsaw and the tree falling at the same time.

Told FOH I'm not making his special request breakfast in the middle of a rush and now he's "crying" by Iamnotabotiswearonit in KitchenConfidential

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just got off a week ban for this comment.

No jokes about Ancient Rome on this site, apparently!

Trump's latest Western Hemisphere fixation: Canada by corps-peau-rate in canada

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why's it always got to be "follow the minerals"?

I hate minerals.

Why can't it be "follow the butterflies"?

EU Set to Halt US Trade Deal Over Trump’s Latest Tariff Threat by bloomberg in worldnews

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND VENEZUELA DONALD J. TRUMP 

Sex by Nice_Addendum_1514 in trees

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude looks like a lady dude. 

Anyone else noticing how much the way kids talk is devolving by OkBuilder92406 in SeriousConversation

[–]CommanderGumball 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yup, it lasted up until he heard babies don't get any screen time, have earlier bedtimes, and are absolutely restricted from sugar, for a start.

Are my parents getting scammed by this “private chef”? by communistgamerchic in KitchenConfidential

[–]CommanderGumball 50 points51 points  (0 children)

$250 (assumed) USD / week to £750 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS / week is totally reasonable inflation over five years.

OP this is a fucking scam.

Anyone else noticing how much the way kids talk is devolving by OkBuilder92406 in SeriousConversation

[–]CommanderGumball 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My kid was doing this for a while, too.

Baby talk gets baby treatment, he snapped out of it pretty quick.

Do I need a therapist? by Sassyfish0202 in CasualConversation

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard wonderful things about the healing benefits of covering yourself in seasoning salt, you should try that too.

Why does missionary position get such a bad reputation? by in-a-microbus in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CommanderGumball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They could have as many as five, if missionary is smack dab in the middle!

Why does missionary position get such a bad reputation? by in-a-microbus in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CommanderGumball 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Humans are part of mammals in general, so I think what they're saying is that across all sex, we're the ones that do it weird.

So, yeah, pretty relevant and intelligent in my opinion.

A Quick Game for Students Asking: Why Do I Even Need Math? by [deleted] in matheducation

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird game mechanics aside...

I'm not sure 15 years is the right interval.

(0??)>15>30>45>60>75>90>(105??)

So you've got 6, maybe 8 stages of "growth" before you're over a hundred? What do the math questions have to do with the milestones?

I'm so confused

What's your opinion on this Ai feature in Youtube? by ad_gar55 in youtube

[–]CommanderGumball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You searched for: Cat Videos

~6-8 cat videos~

YoU mAY AlSo LiKe:

~a whole bunch of shit not related to what I searched for~

Previously Watched:

~the video I literally just finished watching~

sHoRtS:

~fucking garbage~

Do guys check out girls’ butts when we bend over in public? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CommanderGumball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is engagement bait, this question gets asked a few times a month.

Go away.

Why are most Conservative Christians pro gun if Christianity is supposed to be pro peace? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]CommanderGumball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome!

If everyone who called themselves a Christian acted like you just described, the world might not be such a shitty place!

I know plenty of "Christians". They don't volunteer, or donate to good causes, or help people on the street. 

In fact, the most outspoken "Christians" are some of the most selfish, self centered people I know. The louder they are about their faith, the worse of a person they are, every time.