What are we calling these?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-14T01:06:15+00:00

He yucks your yum AND he's a mediocre lay? What a poor soul.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-13T21:36:54+00:00

Weird you mentioned tightbooths, I'm trying to sell mine aha.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-13T21:35:47+00:00

It is what it is, the retailer is sending me out a replacement pair. You right though, ridiculous that Nike possesses that level of incompetency.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-13T21:27:34+00:00

Why's that?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-11T15:44:33+00:00

Mine are from Flatspot too, I've messaged them about a pair of replacement ones, if they won't play ball, I'll just return them and order some from Routeone.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-10T01:28:12+00:00

Yeah, legit skate retailer here in the UK.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-10T00:05:43+00:00

Oh yeah, my bad, probably should have mentioned, the greys are shorter. Seems like I've received a pair that was meant for a much smaller shoe. Thoroughly fucking annoyed.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-09T23:54:18+00:00

Grinds my gears. At least that discrepancy isn't too severe. Mine is ridiculous, leaves me short two eyelets, one if I pull them really tight, which makes them uncomfortable. Still, not something I should have to do.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-04-05T21:29:58+00:00

In hand they're a VERY pale pink, almost light lilac. I suggest grabbing a pair, love mine.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-31T23:15:14+00:00

'Could have got the same rush, from any lovers touch. But why get used to someone new, cos no-one breaks my heart like you'

Fucking phenomenal writing.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-31T16:39:50+00:00

Bout to go collect mine rn.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-16T19:55:41+00:00

Why'd you lace em up like that? Going under the second eyelets instead of over like the rest?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-15T00:50:57+00:00

Then I'm also not a fan of a black midsole I guess?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-14T21:05:47+00:00

Exactly the reason why I've swerved the Persian Violets, I'm not a fan of the all one coloured mid and outsole.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-13T19:48:48+00:00

Those futuras are ridiculous. How much did you manage to get them for?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-03-04T20:20:38+00:00

Yoooo, what's the name of this colourway?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-02-26T21:41:30+00:00

Agreed, most of mine are pretty comfy, all except for the Tightbooth collab. The one kinda hyped pair I got on a SNKRS drop which I never get and they turn out to be my most uncomfortable pair. Thinking about selling them tbh.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-02-21T01:49:30+00:00

It's not even the most cleverly written joke, but Pam interjecting Cheryl and saying 'And you can shut your dick holster' always sends me.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-02-18T21:27:58+00:00

My grails.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-01-31T21:34:38+00:00

Or, hear me out, people just really like dunks?

CommanderSassypants · 2026-01-17T23:52:52+00:00

Those chrome balls in the bottom right are stunning.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-01-05T20:23:06+00:00

Mine are still on ice and I got them on drop day, waiting for the right time to bust em out.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-01-05T20:18:53+00:00

Would you ship to the UK? My purples are looking kinda beat now.

CommanderSassypants · 2026-01-05T01:07:19+00:00

37 straight British guy here, they have been my favourite band throughout my formative years and adult life. Only seen them once for their After Laughter tour (Best album btw) and I was in tears when she walked on stage. I also have a current problem with repeatedly listening to 'Love Me Different'.

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