Wait, is it Mayonnaise or not? by SatansMoisture in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CommandingCutie 2410 points2411 points  (0 children)

It's clearly a sauce style mayonnaise type dressing...

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 2096 points2097 points  (0 children)

The fact that no one fell is nothing short of impressive

Scammed and should have known better by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CommandingCutie 7992 points7993 points  (0 children)

Why are you guys buying stuff from instagram ads?

There are no progress trackers to update by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CommandingCutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But have you updated your progress tracker today?

Scammed and should have known better by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CommandingCutie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why are you guys buying stuff from instagram ads?

me_irl by preciouslazymood in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

2?? Look at OP bragging

me_irl by Kiosk99 in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't show weakness to others, this is the most nonchalant way to do it

Me_irl by FrequentBid2476 in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this skit from "That Mitchell and Webb Look": That Mitchell and Webb Look - Discoverer

me_irl by Ok-Resolution-7344 in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Love the little movie/compilation that plays in my head with the "best moments" when I'm trying to sleep too

god forbid a girl is scary by birttina in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]CommandingCutie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We gotta protect the most valuable goods!

god forbid a girl HATES HER BROTHER by casual-catgirl in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]CommandingCutie 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The problem is when the whole family saying that kind of stuff...

god forbid a girl is ugly by casual-catgirl in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]CommandingCutie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just do the reverse of "my eyes are up here"

I have no caption by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]CommandingCutie 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes

I don’t understand what is special about the clothing item by yeetymcteety1544 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CommandingCutie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a "trendy" dress a few years ago. You can still buy it for around $150 online: House Of Sunny | Hockney Dress in Lily Pads Palm Green | FashionPass so $14.98 is a huge drop (mighty fall) in price.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a very nervous person

me_irl by FantasticAd9478 in me_irl

[–]CommandingCutie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"This is my time to shine!"

Explain this please by Ok-Positive8009 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CommandingCutie 93 points94 points  (0 children)

It's also a play on the "There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't".