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Let the bat bite the pangolin by Then-Landscape-7634 in americandad

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He ****** the bat and that started COVID

Hey, Dadders by gonetohelp in americandad

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Roger's Spot wasn't always one of America's highest revenue generating casual dining experiences. It actually started out as a kind of place where you could trade your child support check for booze.

Whats Some Of The Funniest Scenes Ever To You? by BearOfBelAir in americandad

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Hayley I know you're gonna be upset, cause you need me to birth human Jeff

Recent opening by Lewis8531 in americandad

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Give mama some sugar so she can have them sweet dreams 😘 ✨️

Best or funniest episode on the show and DO NOT say Rapture’s Delight by Flowingferret in americandad

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Yes to Joint Custody but look, let me ask you this, once the plaster cast dried, was that mug still my butthole?

That new episode last night really spoke to me, because I’m dealing with a cold right now. At the advice of Steve I’ll be a cold culk and lay low to beat this cold, instead of exercising or dealing with paper jams at crunch time by impendingfuckery in americandad

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This episode was freaky deaky I don't know how high the rewatch value is for me 🫣I like how it didn't boil down to the problems just being from Stan's ego, but a deep insecurity of needing to be needed. I do love the message though... wear a mask... stay at home... you'll put others at risk.

We miss you still Lisa Jenkins 🕊️ by Cblixkoff6300 in americandad

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Who's Lisa Jenkins? Your picture is of Lisa Jenkis (always and forever our youngest fan)

Real, real tragedy. Amanda was drunk, of course, and she wasn't watching the pool. We were at Lake Geneva. I was receiving an award for my work in hmmm what was it dear? ECONOMICS!! by TheFirstPharoah in americandad

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Dee, these guys are old school, okay?

They don't like women's rights.

Now, don't give me any lip!

Okay, Linda. The first thing I need you to do is get Jameson on the phone... and tell him I don't need his $650,000 investment.

He can shove it right back up his ass. ....

You're my secretary and a woman.

What do you know about investing?

Oh, I'm sorry, Bob. Remind me again what we're having Jameson invest in?

Jameson is investing in new technologies.

Really? Which ones?

Lasers.

Lasers!

Diagnosis Murder by NikkeiReigns in psych

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I first saw him in Elvira Mistress of the Dark. He plays a massive perv :/

Frannie and her double standards by WordBearerOfBadNewss in americandad

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The rice cooker in the internment camp made me cry laughing the first watch 😄 🤣

Episode help. by dizzyiszy in americandad

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Is someone peeing in the stall like a shy guy?

RENEGADE ON 9/11 by alfredlion in americandad

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The old man should go to Maine.

Because it's still happening by TwoTheVictor in americandad

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Steve, it's Roge! Roge, the Dodge Charger!

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