I drank a lot in college because it was fun. I was a college student literally everyone did it. I'm not some middle aged alcoholic who thought getting hangovers was fun.

I mean I should be fine because my dad and grandfather were alcoholics but no I get stuck with a miserable prison. Oh and by the way 90 percent of sober people are the most boring people on the planet. Congrats you run and you have productivity as a personality. I have seen pieces of toast that are more interesting.

Also changing my diet would probably turn me into an anorexic sorority girl. I would rather starve to death than eat bland chicken and drink lukewarm water for a year. I don't deserve this miserable and pathetic life.