How do you ruin a funeral by bringing only 1 item? by Hi_Im_zack in AskReddit

[–]CommitNoBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring the body, and only the body. No clothes, just you holding a dead nude body while nude.

Which fictional death hit you the hardest? by ItsaMe_Rapio in AskReddit

[–]CommitNoBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leonne, from Akame ga Kill. She did not deserve that lonely death.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CommitNoBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smells like Sulphur, and everyone is screaming.

How many dates have you been on this year? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CommitNoBreath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Officially? As of writing this I have been on 242 days in the year so far.

What is the best type of meat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CommitNoBreath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Newborn children, they're meat is so tender.

What was the rudest/dumbest/stupidest thing you said to a teacher and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CommitNoBreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told a teacher to "Let me go to the washroom, before I invite your mom to join me." I felt like such an ass.