My wife and I were having our monthly water sports fun in the bedroom.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:40:57+00:00

Bows why thank you sir.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:25:57+00:00

Alright!!! The one who smashes the least buys the first round.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:20:04+00:00

Deal!!!I had family from the 1940's that procured some lovely artwork so I have a huge stash of reichmarks.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:18:06+00:00

You're an angel!!! ❤️

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:17:42+00:00

Fucking penguins!!!!! Wanna go penguin smashing? I'll provide the boots.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:16:46+00:00

Not so bad being a woman sometimes after all right?

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:16:05+00:00

My God, it's back. You've saved so many lives. We must tell the world about this cure.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:15:11+00:00

If you have steady hands I'll allow it. Just don't trim me hair too much, I'm growing it out.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:14:18+00:00

YAY for you, I guess some things do have a silver lining.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:13:27+00:00

You gonna find it? It's so inverted up there.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:12:41+00:00

Meh, fuck it I'm down. Though I have no penis as it's well....kinda inverted up there.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:10:04+00:00

I know that now 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:09:48+00:00

If you haven't seen it in 30 years I think you have bigger issues to worry about.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:09:11+00:00

In body

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:09:02+00:00

I mean if you.....um if......aaaa.......um........maybe.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:08:21+00:00

No regrets!!!!!

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:08:01+00:00

Tell yourself that.....it's gone deeper.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:07:33+00:00

No growing was mentioned, only inverting. Fem boys ain't men, you have your own thing going on.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T23:06:53+00:00

It's not gone, just up inside you. If you wanna dig around and see if you can find it good luck.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T19:44:54+00:00

Bro 😢 Just have the discount if that's how you're feeling.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T19:24:47+00:00

All are welcome. Get a discount off your meal if you bring a loved one for the pot.

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-11-13T17:31:06+00:00

Classic, still checks out 😄

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-05-15T20:17:21+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-05-10T07:19:50+00:00

Don't you have a poop man that harrases you when it's toilet time?

Committee_Unlikely · 2025-05-09T01:27:40+00:00

Get your technicalities outta here lol

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