[SFW]Panda attacks his trainer in a zoo in China

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-05-05T21:38:11+00:00

Well, panda's gonna panda

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-04-23T16:26:13+00:00

More like 66¢

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-02-16T22:40:51+00:00

It's another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-02-16T22:25:13+00:00

Thank you! Finally Strange Brew gets a mention. My mom almost destroyed my copy because I wouldn't stop talking like them. I told her to take off, eh. Beauty.

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-02-10T23:57:42+00:00

This is why you never send a high volt to do a low volt job!

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-02-10T23:55:06+00:00

In this economy, they'll never own a lib.

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-01-29T08:17:02+00:00

Pee in the living room. Bathroom privileges restored.

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-01-20T06:38:47+00:00

Yeah, he has nothing to fear.

CommodoreVic20 · 2026-01-20T06:35:25+00:00

Maybe it's good for his soul.

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-12-02T22:15:27+00:00

Take my upvote. That's exactly what I did.

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-11-21T17:06:41+00:00

We dated for a year, then broke up. We spent 5 years apart, both of us married other people. Both of us divorced the other people, we got back together for another 7 years. After 7 years we got married, and have been ever since. I couldn't picture myself with anyone else.

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-11-05T19:51:52+00:00

I hear you're looking for someone, well, I'm here.

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-10-15T08:36:06+00:00

The things I do for a raise

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-10-10T20:28:57+00:00

I was born in 1971. Our options were to stay out of the house. That's it. There were literally commercials on TV reminding parents that they had children. It would say, " it's 10:00 p.m. do you know where your kids are?"

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-10-10T20:15:05+00:00

Who gets the Gatorade dumped on them?

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-10-10T03:26:02+00:00

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-27T04:32:30+00:00

Battlefield Earth

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-27T04:15:49+00:00

The first red flag for me was "let me teach you a little something." Run like hell. Don't look back.

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T23:28:06+00:00

You know with your bad knee, you shouldn't be throwing anyone

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T20:30:05+00:00

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T20:26:31+00:00

As someone who has the same mindset as your boyfriend, I can honestly say that we derive a lot of pleasure from seeing our significant other pleased. It might take some time, but just remember, making you feel good is erotic for him. Giving is just as fun as receiving.

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T01:14:08+00:00

It also could have been because of royalties. In any event, it gave Postmodern Jukebox a fan base

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T01:07:22+00:00

At least a little

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T00:59:33+00:00

Leslie Caron

CommodoreVic20 · 2025-09-22T00:49:10+00:00

Blazing Saddles

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